More like the Pittsburgh Stealers, amiright?!

They pillaged it, but left the rape part to Big Ben.

Meanwhile, his agent’s business card remains untouched.

If you think Bell was standing up for others then the joke’s on you....

I mean, its right there in the team name.

Headline on Breitbart Sports right now:

THUG STEELERS PLAYERS VICIOUSLY TEAR UP LOCKER OF FORMER TEAMMATE, STEAL ANYTHING THEY CAN GRAB

I was a sophomore in high school when Columbine happened. It was all anybody could talk about for months.  The kids who fit the same description as Harris and Klebold, were watched closely. Trench coats were banned. It was constant, non-stop discussion about what happened, what went wrong, who was to blame. The…

On the one hand... hold up a second, that was a pretty killer Giants team and they might have lost the Series anyways. (I’d have loved to have seen it play out, though.)

I’m sure someone will tell me I’m extremely, horribly wrong, but I have to think the 2014 Tigers, on paper at least, have to be in contention for Most Disappointing Team Ever.

Having said that, George Teague chasing TO down and dropping the hammer on his second attempted celebration was awesome as hell.

Exactly what I was going to write. George “Ice” Teague was my favorite player for a minute based entirely on him decking Owens that day.

That bald guy just got his SAG card for his on-screen portrayal of “man who gives a shit about the well-being of Michael Irvin.”

I’m sorry but I’m pretty sure “Let’s go to our history, not all the history” is the actual motto of the Texas Board of Education.

And were’s what Joe Theismann, then of ESPN, wrote about it:

I still don’t understand why any of these people went to the mat for Durkin. It’s not like he’a a winning coach.

Fun fact - most board of regents aren’t appointed for their lifelong dedication to academia, but because of their political and societal connections, which usually have nothing to do with higher education.

See they adopt the, “Bill is a dick” part, but they leave behind the proper execution. Belichick isn’t up there snapping at guys or getting all pissed off, he’s just very calmly not answering their questions and trying to bore reporters into ending the Q&A early. And he would certainly never demand respect for the Q&A…

And none of the bombs did the job, so definitely Arsenal.

Is the tow truck owned by Oscar too?