Yeah, I’m sure fighting for the future salaries of his fellow NFL players was the first thing on his mind throughout this whole thing. He seems like that kind of selfless type of guy. 

That was a trick question. There is absolutely no way Rubio could ever play football as no team on the planet would be able to afford the amount of water that would be needed to replace all the sweat he would lose during a game.

Shit Louisville you could have saved $8 million by hiring me.

Shit...I forgot about Price.

3 Cy Young pitchers and a Triple Crown winner.

JD Martinez, Victor Martinez, Torii Hunter, Miguel Cabrera, Ian Kinsler, Justin Verlander, Max Scherzer, Rick Porcello.......Shitload of award winners and World Series rings in that 2014 Tigers group.

One of my favorite stats from the season is that Mike McCarthy has continued his unblemished record of being a shitty coach.

Still doesn’t change the fact your original claim that Teague didn’t knock TO off the star was totally full of shit.

You don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.

I have and always will hate everything about the Dallas Cowboys.

Weirdest fucking dream I ever had was I was dangling on a rope from the the Golden Gate Bridge and, just when my arms had run out of strength and I was going to plummet to my death, a hand reaches down and pulls me up to safety.

Bring on Blernsball!

Nope.

Funny how Troy Aikman got all bent out of shape about Michael Thomas and his TD celebration when one of the biggest hot dogs of all time, on and off the field was his primary WR for most of his career.

Are all the B1G schools involved in some sort of secret contest, that I’m not aware of, to see which institution can reach new lows of immorality?

I can tell you what their answer will be.

He must be an Arsenal fan.

Really? Neither were we!

The WWE doesn’t care about the number of its own wrestlers that kick the bucket before they even reach 50. Can’t believe they’re going to get too bothered by the state sanctioned murder of a journalist.