The suicide attempt didn’t work, but he was super well rested.

Why are you not boxing the same person you’re playing chess against? This seems very much like they saw you coming.

You could always find Tim again and fight him. It worked before, might work again?

It’s a real roller coaster of a comment.

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

All of you are going to make a comment about Theismann breaking his leg, but unlike you, I’m going to take the high road and say that Theismann is a fucking idiot.

His face is bad. Bad face for boning. He looks like Susan Boyle.

Pirlo does not get boned. Pirlo does the boning.

When you reach the center of the Galaxy:

Still trying to figure out why you hate joy

The Giants might not be on the hook, but it sounds like Jason Pierre Paul will be very soon.

On the plus side, you get to wear the color purple a lot more. On the not plus side, we give Kobe the keys to all our players’ houses. He usually doesn’t use the keys at all, but sometimes he does and the great thing is you never know when he will! When he does, it’s just typical Kobe pranks like killing your dog in…

Your opinions on cats are all well and fine and good, but your statement about gin is objectively wrong and bad.

I suspect this post will be one of the less controversial ones and will disappear with hardly anyone saying anything about it.

It wouldn’t be the first time a guy from Kentucky is lured by Cousins.

Credit the Security guys, excellent impression of the Colts secondary.

You shut your whore mouth, Phil Jackson.

No matter how it turns out, I say we still riot.

This is nothing. The New York Mets have been pretending to be a pro-style team for 53 years.

It reminded me of when I worked in a jeweler and got asked “but why does this cost so much more than when I bought the same thing in the 80s?!”