“Well actually...” he shouted from the mountaintop.

And yet people will still complain

The comment section here is going to be fantastic!

Is it weird that I’m most excited for the town creation and management feature? Hm.

What the hell do you people want from Doom? People moaned when it was said it was too much like Call of Duty and less Doom. now it’s more Doom and people are moaning it looks too “brown” or “generic”

I’m looking forward to this jamoke getting elbowed in the face by the devil HS softball catcher.

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

A League of They’re Owned

Why was a 12 year old boy out with his parents at 3:30am?

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

SCIENCE!

He started the night facing away from her, but then turned over 13 times.

Hooray! I can’t wait to save-cheat my team to victory!

Of course, he really should be redirecting people to the appropriate email:

Mindy Kaling’s book was bad.

Back when I was a regular old Budweiser/Natty Lite drinking college dude, I was on a cruise and ordered a “Draught” Guinness, which I pronounced phonetically (i.e. aught not aft). The waitress asked if meant draft, and I started to correct her before I realized what an idiot I am.

I had a spacey friend in high school who had gone to an Italian restaurant and been served bread and olive oil for the first time. She became obsessed with it, and one night we were at another friends house and she came down the stairs eating the very same concoction, or so we thought. Upon entering the kitchen, I…

Once at my cousin’s wedding, after a few beers during the cocktail hour, I made my way over to a bowl of what I thought were Wasabi peanuts. After popping a couple in my mouth, I realized it was a bowl for Olive pits. Awesome. Killed all the germs with copious amounts of alcohol.

Many truth tellers have been persecuted in this manner!

I had a woman request a new glass of ice water, because, and I can’t make this up, “her ice water was watered down.”