Write. Redskins number won dumb fans irregardless that sum of best school systems is in DC area (Montgumery County, Arlington, etc.). Yet Detroit, witch has no money, is more good? Oakland has black whole and they are smarter? Bengals fans eat poo chili and make less mistakes online? Know, I don’t think so. List is…

Of course the Redskins fans have trouble spelling. Even just speaking about their team it comes out slurred.

All of these people bitching can go get fucked. Every drink recipe ever should have a tussin reference; this is a perfect thing.

If you do not realize the opportunity you has infront of you to play for Coach K

“Restaurant food was decent but I had to provide my own bread and wine. The next day I was nailed to a plank of wood and died. Would not recommend.”

Me too but what to eat?

when an offensive lineman or somebody unloads profanity on this woman

You’re in a strictly man’s world. In a thing that calls for a lot of “man traits,” if you will, not that they’re better or worse than female traits, it’s just not the right place. It’s the wrong place to put a woman. It’s unfair to the woman.I don’t understand it. I don’t understand why you’d put a woman in that…

Keep a steady flow of mixed drinks - enough to relax, not too much so you're shitfaced - and keep your mouth shut outside of "You're right, Charleton Heston was a great Moses," and you'd be fine.

Never sleep on Screamin’ A. Smith.

People are going to go apeshit when she awards a first down for advancing 7.8 yards.

Hopefully they found out who his favorite daytime bartender is.

"Pussies"

"there is a spot for him...at running back."

Gee, what's your prob, Sarah?

They had him at здравствуйте.

Make dreams come true. Let Watching a Crying Drunk Girl Yell at her Boyfriend win.

I got to watch a Crying Drunk Girl get taken care of by her Boyfriend (she was sort of yelling, but I think it was just inability to modulate tone) in Penn Station last weekend, and it was BEAUTIFUL. Mostly because he was being super sweet to her but you could tell he just wanted to lose his shit laughing.

NO. NO. You can binge watch all the time. It's NOT SPECIAL.