His face is bad. Bad face for boning. He looks like Susan Boyle.

Pirlo does not get boned. Pirlo does the boning.

When you reach the center of the Galaxy:

Still trying to figure out why you hate joy

The Giants might not be on the hook, but it sounds like Jason Pierre Paul will be very soon.

On the plus side, you get to wear the color purple a lot more. On the not plus side, we give Kobe the keys to all our players’ houses. He usually doesn’t use the keys at all, but sometimes he does and the great thing is you never know when he will! When he does, it’s just typical Kobe pranks like killing your dog in…

Your opinions on cats are all well and fine and good, but your statement about gin is objectively wrong and bad.

I suspect this post will be one of the less controversial ones and will disappear with hardly anyone saying anything about it.

It wouldn’t be the first time a guy from Kentucky is lured by Cousins.

Credit the Security guys, excellent impression of the Colts secondary.

You shut your whore mouth, Phil Jackson.

No matter how it turns out, I say we still riot.

This is nothing. The New York Mets have been pretending to be a pro-style team for 53 years.

It reminded me of when I worked in a jeweler and got asked “but why does this cost so much more than when I bought the same thing in the 80s?!”

And yet people will still complain

The comment section here is going to be fantastic!

Is it weird that I’m most excited for the town creation and management feature? Hm.

What the hell do you people want from Doom? People moaned when it was said it was too much like Call of Duty and less Doom. now it’s more Doom and people are moaning it looks too “brown” or “generic”

I’m looking forward to this jamoke getting elbowed in the face by the devil HS softball catcher.

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.