Especially since they stole it from Texas A&M, who have been calling themselves the 12th man for almost 100 years, and actually have it copyrighted. I’d love to see them sue the Seahawks and never hear that garbage from them again.

So, here’s the logic behind that. Breastfeeding lowers a woman’s risk of breast cancer. By aborting the pregnancy, you are missing an opportunity to breastfeed. Therefore, forced birthers claim, abortions cause breast cancer.

In the Ultimate books there was a point where Cap was elected president by write-in ballot since the politicians were doing nothing about the US collapsing, while Cap was out trying to save it. I was excited by this and the idea of them exploring what Cap would do in that situation. Turns out he did the exact thing he…

Flood FTW.

...which sounds hip and cool until you remember that They Might Be Giants were one of the most annoyingly precious bands of the 1990s.

I found her CDL Instructor.....

Oh gosh yeah Kirby Delauter, how did we forget about Kirby Delauter just Kirby Delautering around town with his Kirby face and his Delauter demeanor

No Jan 1 is bad because then you have to put up with years of your Dad joking about how “if you would have only popped out a few hours/a day earlier, I would have gotten to claim you one year earlier on taxes!” until he goes senile or dies.

As a parent of a child with a January 2nd birhday it also sucks. I still call her my little sunk cost child. She will be 14 this year and I am still bitter that I wasn’t able to claim her as a dependent the year prior, although I had to pay all the stupid doctor’s bills.

Does anyone remember the game “Perfection”? THAT is the best gift for a kid you hate. It’s scientifically designed to be nearly impossible and half the time you’re struggling so hard to hurry up your hands would be shaking and then you’d just feel like such an asshole when you couldn’t manage to get the octagon in as…

Your answer is informative, helpful, and non-judgmental. I hate it and I hate you, too.

Depends on your perspective? “Erin” is an Anglicized version of “Eirinn”, which is one of the forms in Gaelic for “Eire” = i.e., Ireland. “Eireann” is the genitive, like “of Ireland,” so the Dail Eireann is, literally, “Assembly of Ireland” (one of the houses of their legislature).

“Hey hun, would you mind spending the next couple of hours watching something that you have zero interest in?”

It’s not blood libel, it’s honoring Dan Snyder’s heritage.

Where the hell are your socks? If you don’t have any because you are wearing sandals, your feet are already gross anyways.

Here’s a fun little trick that I learned from Gene Weingarten and like to occasionally pass along. When you remove all the vowels from Reince Priebus’s name you are left with RNC PR BS. You don’t even need to rearrange them.

Two things: (1) I bought the ticket on the secondary market, so none of that goes to Snyder (although the $150 I will spend on three beers during the game will) and (2) I don’t work particularly hard for my money. Still, point well-taken! #HTTR

That’s actually the best possible description of what’s going on here. Well played, sir.

In DC, this logic makes perfect sense. Just think of @redskinsfacts as a Super PAC for the Washington football team, and all of your accusations vanish into the wind.