those bolds are all his. I wouldn’t presume to bold a man’s words with my Jane Popcorn keyboard, etc

Off the top of my head, in stores right now are the bionicle, ninjago, chima, LEGO friends, LEGO city and LEGO creator lines. Those are original IPs, and LEGO releases a couple new lines every year, along with renewing some others.

Mine was already headed that way at “sex toddlers.” I feel like the only reason those two words should be next to each other is if, for some reason, a large group of feral 2-year-olds has been discovered and medical professionals need to determine which are male and which are female.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA*sob*...

“there’s no evidence to support the perception he intended to create alarm”

But didn’t the kid tell everyone it was a clock? How can it be a hoax bomb when the maker never claimed it was a bomb? The story Van Duyne is trying to put together and what is being report don’t mesh at all. Based on the reports I’ve seen so far, the kid was showing it to his teachers and saying “look at this clock I…

Pfffft. Classic. So they handled a purported bomb threat without evacuating the school, calling the bomb squad...anything most jurisdictions would do. I don’t think that’s how ‘following protocol’ works, Ms. Mayor.

Please stop using your youth and talent to remind me how I wasted mine. I find your elastic skin and enthusiasm terrifying.

I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.

1. “[YOUR FIRST NAME, THEN YOUR LAST NAME]?”

OR, here is how not to call someone, which I swear constitutes 90% of the dwindling number of actual phone calls I get:

Makes sense that Ronda’s a big fan of weed, because she must have been high as fuck when she agreed to be in the Entourage movie.

The only acceptable way to answer a phone since 1991:

Let me guess, someone you are sitting next to right now doesn’t know how to answer a phone? Is it Drew? I bet it’s Drew.

He then proceeded to give them all unreasonably detailed directions to this week’s game, encouraging them to “leave enough time to get there,” because “there’s a lot of assholes on the road these days.”

“The League” Season 2 Ep: 4

Buffalo Wild Wings’ hot sauce can’t melt steel beams

I realize that Israel is using these Christian fundies politically and financially but if you’re a religious Jew, how are you not insulted by the fact that they support Israel only because they think Jesus will come down, kill all the Jews and hand over Israel to them?

Only real Pikachu:

That's not how you spell "chode."