Also that’s pretty clearly a take on the Sherlock theme, right?

wait so by that logic, as a man, I’m *more* likely to get breast cancer because I can never breastfeed?

I’m INCREDIBLY uncomfortable wearing shoes in the house, because asian.

autocorrect? or amazing new character i’m very excited about? ‘Anna Paquin Skywalker’

Waluigi looks like Abed

I thought the Game was kinda interesting, mostly because it’s about how incredibly fucked up these guys are and how their lives spiral into insanity after a few years of doing this

this dude has a pretty interesting accent; also this is dope.

I heard the jets brought a ton of TP to england because UK has shitty one-ply toilet paper. veracity unknown.

when I answer the phone and the OTHER person asks ‘Who’s This?’ I want to just hang up immediately. fuck you, you called ME.

i met some asshole bartender who told me ‘i think they should change the name, but i don’t think it’s racist.’ i told him to go fuck himself and didn’t tip (i always tip)

awesome. I think the only thing that keeps me from watching more cricket is I never know when it’s on, OR it’s on at 3 in the morning. Basically I trust my dad to tell me when India or Kolkata is playing and then just watch scores/highlights

wasn’t there a movie about that with like... Jon Hamm

wait so will half of it evolve while the other doesn’t? so if i had a charmander/eevee, would it become a charmeleon/eevee at level 16? also: is it some new fire/normal type or just random? this is craazy

wait so do you just have to catch a hundred of the little blob guys? and when you get 5 they turn into the brain, 10 they turn into the dog, etc? pokemon got so confusing

the little dynamite penguin is AMAZING

Mine showed us the version of the Odysessey where Penelope has sex with Poseidon in a RIDICULOUSLY long scene that is basically this woman masturbating in the ocean. My teacher hadn’t seen the movie before, all subsequent periods had that part fast-forwarded through.

i imagine they’re convenient if you have to do stuff with your hands and you don’t want the cables to get in the way? idk they’re weird and dumb

you make some strong points, but Andy the dog (snoopy’s weirdly blurry-lined brother) is like my favorite thing. and Olaf I guess. I guess I was like 7 when I first saw them so they’re etched into my memory, but I did go back and read pretty much every strip from 1950-1970 when I was in middle school

ya i watched the whole thing hoping for the doof

one of the frats near my house in college had a big ‘beach volleyball’ court out on their front lawn and every time it rained (or snowed, this was Michigan) there’d just be fucking wet sand EVERYWHERE. I STILL FUCKING HATE YOU SHADY PHI