I tried to teach my friend how to drive stick on the empty roof of a parking garage and she almost crashed into a wall. You’re doing god’s work here

but... i really want a microbus, and if i got one i’d probably paint it like the mystery machine, does that make me a liar

i’m under 35, i have never heard of this in my life. I generally just use the mouse with my off hand?

i’ve always wondered WHO DOES THAT. now i know.

those... were also memes?

I was 10000% with you until you dissed Batman. Now, I don’t know what to think; are you a genius or a monster?

DUDE. was it a super light-colored (like white/yellow) snake? was the dude wearing a white tank top? I SEE THAT DUDE IN DC ALL THE TIME. MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE BEEN REFERRING TO HIM AS ‘SNAKE GUY’ FOR YEARS.

I actually *just* rewatched season one and I kinda disagree... basically s1 hooked me IMMEDIATELY with the gimmick of interview+flashback, trying to guess how Rust went from this clean coiffed dude to a burnout sam elliot. that being said, I’m def not abandoning s2 yet, just hasn’t grabbed me the same way. I’m…

i’d watch that, if it were a 30 second video

my real problem with it was i just... don’t like any of them. like each character seems like someone that would irritate the hell out of me in real life (same with entourage, actually) and they couch it with this ‘i’m just being me, fuck off if you don’t like it’ attitude that some people use to justify being shitty…

friends convinced me to watch the sex and the city movie (because I got them to watch Thor with me) and it was probably one of the worst things I’ve ever seen. I’m betting this is going to be somehow worse though I don’t know how

I’m guessing licensed stuff (batman, uh... batman is the only one I care about atm) is not in this? but if this game lets me build a goddamned batcave and a super tricked out batmobile and then drive it around fighting skeletons and dragons...

HOLY CRAP

My dad always told me that, he said that my shoe would get caught when I pushed the clutch all the way in but idk he grew up driving in India and no one wears friggin’ shoes

ARE THERE PIRATES? SPACESHIPS? DRAGONS?

I’ve never had to change a tire so I worry that someday I’ll fail miserably at it and look like a buffoon, BUT there’s no way in hell I’m letting the nuts roll away are you kidding me

next you’re going to tell me ‘Arbok’ is something backwards. NICE TRY

I always have a woman I’m traveling with carry the weed, being brown and bearded is pretty much code for ‘stop me please’

is captain falcon a bounty hunter? i thought he was like... a racecar driver or something. (never played f-zero, actually have no idea what it is)

i think i played cookie clicker for a month straight. WHY