LMAO

Isn’t it pretty much always a 50% chance you’re having a boy? It’s not going to be a cat.

Well it’s Zelda characters, but it’s Dynasty Warriors gameplay. I think it’s a healthy mix.

She stopped at Trader Joe’s before getting to the set.

Yeah, but that’s kind of sexy. I’m digging it.

Seriously. And, I read these books just so I could feel justified in hating them. In all honesty, if I had my transcripts from AOL instant messages when I was 12... they were more steamy than all the books put together. I was an epic catfisher.

Her inner goddess does a dance of fright that profits may wane when her dirty, dirty manuscript is blasted out to the internet for free. Laters, profits.

Don’t worry. I still reference Robin Hood Men in Tights, Wayne’s World and Eddie and the Cruisers constantly. I’m 30. My coworkers are constantly confused (in particular the 22 year olds)

We had a small cake to cut that was a carrot cake (so, essentially for my husband to eat for a week) ... but for me and the guests we had cinnamon roll, cherry pie, cannoli and chai tea cupcakes (all the cupcakes decorated with mario and zelda items), a table full of brownies and various bars, cookies, and then 30…

Word. I got to that and I don’t even know how to describe the sound that came from me. It was half laugh, a quarter gasp, a quarter snort. Kind of. Words don’t do it justice.

Because she’s writing a musical version of the Orwell book.

While I am in no way condoning or making excuses for this stupid ass bitch behavior — does the woman in black say, at the end of the video, that scooter lady “hit [her] kid”?

Because if that’s what caused this stupid incident... and I was with my child in public and somebody else hit them, I’d beat the shit out of…

The Legend of Zelda: Terrible Bun HD sounds like something I would blind buy and end up loving.

For all I know this book may be awesome, but am I the only one that thinks the cover looks awful?

The text looks like a school project done by a teenager and the whole thing gives off a CVS romance novel feel. I think the concept could have been handled much better because she’s beautiful and I dig archery.

Yes.

Well, he has to have it trimmed sometime if he’s supposed to keep it healthy/at a reasonably similar length. If they’re done filming for a specific amount of time, he’s got plenty of time to grow it back. Buuuuut..... as a close friend described it to me... “Don’t get attached to any characters. It’s an awesome series…

That, and Joey McIntyre from NKOTB plays one of her brothers.

I HAD THAT

When I decided to move to the city my now-husband lives in, an ex (not even the most recent ex... TWO exes prior!) flipped out on me, showed up at my house and was verbally aggressive towards me because I’d rather leave the state for a stranger (not true, technically) than go back to him. Gee I wonder why.

All I can think about when I see these pictures is that he doesn’t have organs, there’s just several opened packages of Sabrett hotdogs floating in onions in sauce in his body.