I have been in a sex shop once and only once, and because my day can’t be complete without a horrifying/laughable incident ... it was crowded and I was waited on by the one employee in the store who was deaf. I handed her a post-it note with what I was looking for (because yes, I’m the type of person who brings a list…

This was great. I don’t think I’ve ever loved a female comic the way I love Amy. She’s not the first funny one, by a long shot, but her style and delivery are just so comfortable to me. I didn’t even realize being 160 might be a stigma. At my heaviest I was 330 and still had guys asking me out. I recently made it down…

Keep it up Hawks. I am a sore loser and I want TB to get crushed.

How do you feel about Tampa Bay banning red clothes and Blackhawks gear in their club seats?

They’re so beautiful. Adrienne C. Moore in particular looks radiant. And goddamn, Laverne Cox is just always gorgeous. She’s like Neil Patrick Harris’ character on HIMYM ... she’s incapable of taking a bad picture. I just realized Danielle Brooks was in GIRLS and got so excited to see her somewhere else. I think she’s…

Either I’m not on Jezebel enough or this isn’t a frequent enough topic, but thank you (and the rest of you ladies) for discussing this. I sometimes feel like this is a solitary problem. I don’t have many female friends... so this isn’t really an approachable topic for me. I have had such awful pain and crazy heavy…

All I see is this:

In all fairness... nachos often leave a trail. I made a pan of nachos last night despite my husband saying he didn’t want any. An hour later I come back downstairs and there’s bits of meat, chips, cheese, beans, peppers and olives from the oven to the entrance to his man cave. Fucker.

I love me some Lady Gaga but that dress looks like she got new flooring in Animal Crossing.

The character is half Swedish, a quarter Chinese and a quarter Hawaiian. It would be my assumption, though, that a predominantly Swedish person would look more Caucasian. But I couldn’t tell you for certain what a person would look like that is a quarter this, a quarter that, etc. Like I said I’m not defending…

While I’m not defending whitewashing (because it is overwhelmingly unnecessary)... I think Emma Stone could at least pass for half Swedish. I could not tell you what a half Swedish, quarter Hawaiian, quarter Chinese person would look like. But I hear half Swedish and I think blonde and tall.

:) to be fair since I'm in the time zone and the Rangers are out the Hawks have my vote. Cause fuuuuuuck Tampa Bay. ;)

To be honest I’m not sure myself. I spent most of last season either planning my wedding or working and volunteering after work so I really lost touch.

Alright, it’s pretty cool, and I don’t want to sound like a jerk, but if it syncs up to the music that’s playing at a concert, doesn’t it stop after the concert is over?

I believe I said if they get their shit together they'll pull it off. They didn't. And it's sad

I completely agree. The other day I was saying that we were all giving him too much credit for that “amazing” hat trick. When one of those goals is an empty better i don’t consider it to be one. The line was stronger than most we put out there but it’s no where near the best.

I don’t get it either. Time to put him out to pasture.

He means game 6.

As a die hard Ranger fan, it pains me to admit the Rangers did not deserve to win last night. They had a great season, they had an interesting post season, but the only Ranger worth his salt last night was Lundqvist. The rest of them were outskated, outshot, and outperformed. I can’t believe the same team can play so…

I was 27 when I first tried them! I had them at Comet in Milwaukee — they come with their compact turkey dinner (a fried ball of turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes) ... and they beer braised them. They were pretty good, and having never had them before I started buying tons of them and experimenting. Now, sometimes,…