While I agree with you that it’s ultimately your decision and nobody should police your decisions — I don’t think the artist is concerned with you as much as he’s concerned with his business. Remember the guy who tattooed a bunch of stars on that girl’s face, she claimed he did it while she slept, chaos ensued, etc…

The weed brain is on someone’s shoulder, and the ice cream is not on a neck for the first picture and on the face of an already heavily tattooed person, though. For someone without a tattooed face ... the step to something visible on the neck would be a big jump. Granted, it’s her decision, but the work she’s…

The girl tried to pull it off like she had done nothing too. It makes me want to never have kids / adopt the world.

Lmao terrible

I’ve never played a single Doom game so I thought this looked cool. My husband was less impressed.

Looks like he’s getting another one anyway.

When I was in 1st grade, a girl kept trying to pull my uniform skirt up to show the boys my underwear. She tried like 5 or 6 times, ignoring me telling her to stop it, until I punched her in the face. I got in trouble. When my mother was called up to school to discuss this…

That is pretty adorable.

One of the flower girls’ moms had a very similar dress on, and instantly felt better, and when I saw someone in complete white, I was then convinced it was no big deal. I also had a pink cardigan over my dress so it was not in your face white. Plus the bride and groom were super chill people to…

I was recently at a wedding where I wore a white dress (that was covered everywhere but the area from my hips to my mid-thigh) in green foliage and then pink and blue flowers. It wasn’t overwhelmingly white... but I had this moment where I was like “oh christ I wore white to a wedding and people are going to think I’m…

I went back to the cabin, scraped off the lettering, and covered the top with roses. My aunt was very happy and cried again. And that’s how I first got into the wedding industry.

I don’t even know who he is, but I hope fetch happens first.

When I first met my husband he smelled like root beer and clean laundry.

Now he smells like he forgot to put on deodorant, whatever he just ate, and occasionally burrito farts. I still love him just as much.

Or no genitalia. Or double.

I mean in general it’s either going to be a girl or a boy, so in my head that’s a 50/50 shot.

Don’t lie to yourself VESATI.

I’m sorry for derailing your thoughtful review — but is that last screengrab of Mark McKinney?

I’m willing to bet there’s an ulterior motive for this.

I can play bass. You in?

I guess it’s more “hobby busy” than lazy, too — very focused on those things. And I could see him eating cold pizza tits too.

What a sentence.

My husband is too lazy to cheat. If he ever did I’d assume it would be with a shapeshifting unicorn woman with pizza tits and that shits peanut butter cookies, because that’s the only logical scenario that I think would get him to do such a thing. And if that were the extremely unlikely case I’d give him a pass…