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Formerly StannisBaratheon's Red Pen
fsbrp
Jun 15 2015
1

While I agree with you that it’s ultimately your decision and nobody should police your decisions — I don’t think the artist is concerned with you as much as he’s concerned with his business. Remember the guy who tattooed a bunch of stars on that girl’s face, she claimed he did it while she slept, chaos ensued, etc Read more

Jun 15 2015
2

The weed brain is on someone’s shoulder, and the ice cream is not on a neck for the first picture and on the face of an already heavily tattooed person, though. For someone without a tattooed face ... the step to something visible on the neck would be a big jump. Granted, it’s her decision, but the work she’s Read more

Jun 14 2015
46

Looks like he’s getting another one anyway.

When I was in 1st grade, a girl kept trying to pull my uniform skirt up to show the boys my underwear. She tried like 5 or 6 times, ignoring me telling her to stop it, until I punched her in the face. I got in trouble. When my mother was called up to school to discuss this Read more

Jun 14 2015
1

That is pretty adorable.

One of the flower girls’ moms had a very similar dress on, and instantly felt better, and when I saw someone in complete white, I was then convinced it was no big deal. I also had a pink cardigan over my dress so it was not in your face white. Plus the bride and groom were super chill people to Read more

Jun 14 2015
2

I was recently at a wedding where I wore a white dress (that was covered everywhere but the area from my hips to my mid-thigh) in green foliage and then pink and blue flowers. It wasn’t overwhelmingly white... but I had this moment where I was like “oh christ I wore white to a wedding and people are going to think I’m Read more

Jun 11 2015
1

When I first met my husband he smelled like root beer and clean laundry.

Now he smells like he forgot to put on deodorant, whatever he just ate, and occasionally burrito farts. I still love him just as much.

Jun 10 2015
16

My husband is too lazy to cheat. If he ever did I’d assume it would be with a shapeshifting unicorn woman with pizza tits and that shits peanut butter cookies, because that’s the only logical scenario that I think would get him to do such a thing. And if that were the extremely unlikely case I’d give him a pass Read more