I think I’d rather spend money on things like people cleaning my house and doing my laundry rather than just having more stuff. I recently bought a house and was flipping out because we have so much room. I’ve only ever lived in apartments, and now I have 10 closets. It is amazing to have space. I don’t want more…

Completely agreed. Dirtbags for life!

When I was looking for a wedding dress last year (and the one I picked ended up being $250), I decided to try on a dress that was $2800 just to see what it felt like to wear something that cost that much. It did not feel any different and made me look like I was standing in the…

Was just thinking that. I think it’s something specifically in the eye area.

Even if I could afford $15,000 dresses, I’d still be wearing woot t-shirts and jeans. Maybe I’d have a clean pair of New Balance sneakers for every day of the week though.

My little brother ate like six things as a kid. I’m not exaggerating. Cucumbers, grapes, mac&cheese, toast, pizza, hot dogs (but ONLY if they were cut up, no ends).

He was horrible about taking medicine. My poor mom resorted to getting some syringes and injecting grapes with his medication. It worked for like 6…

If I didn’t know his username I would swear you were one of my real life best friends.

I would watch the shit out of that. If 50 Shades of Grey can be made into a movie WHY NOT THIS

My first OBGYN looked like the grandfather from 3 Ninjas. The spitting image. If you don’t know who that is, I’ve added a picture below. Long story short, I have only ever had female doctors since then because I found it terribly awkward. I most especially wouldn’t want Ryan Reynolds down there... well, maybe if he’s…

Central Florida has a large occult population, and roughly an hour outside of St. Augustine is the Cassadaga Spiritualist Camp. A close friend lives south of Jacksonville — not so far from St. Augustine, and has had his fair share of neighbors who practice a variety of different occult rituals. It does not surprise me…

Ha- I literally just responded saying my family calls it the “mal’och” and never actually says “the evil eye”. It’s just how my family refers to it.

The evil eye in Italian is mal’occhio, and though I don’t speak Italian, I never really refer to it as “the evil eye”... my family has always called it “the mal’och” (we clip the ending too). Perhaps the author has a similar reason.

1. Log on to your favorite delivery site to order a pizza with whatever topping you wish. In the special instructions section, type “arrange the pepperoni/topping in a ‘Y,’ ‘M,’ or ‘N’ shape.”

If his family was anything like mine, his parents let the kids use the camcorder and accidentally destroyed years of precious family memories...

Hahaha.... so, mine were candles from a new age shop that were the length and thickness of what TV dynamite stick looks like. When the gentleman went through my bag, I felt obligated to explain, and went “Soooo... those are spirit animal candles.”

The level of eyeroll i got was kind of worth the delay because it was…

Man. I never realized how hardcore Pokemon could be.

Wow, thanks. Go for it. I’m not opposed to sharing. Thanks for asking!

Well, maybe. I think knowing her awful story makes her work sound just that much more painful. And perhaps if Billie Holiday’s time we had TMZ — it wouldn’t have been as secret.

I can’t think of any high caliber artist that has a good biography. Billie Holiday had a legendary voice and her end was brought on by incessant drinking. She was swindled out of her earnings and died with less than a dollar in the bank. People are fascinated by immense talent with sad backstories because, I think, it…

Coming back from my honeymoon, I had to have my palm swabbed, and they went through my carryon and had to swab some of my items. Lesson learned — don’t buy candles and a telescope if you’re planning to fly home. Apparently they look like dynamite and will delay you about 15 minutes.

God, this would probably look like two albino bats trying to flap their way out of a corner.