These goths seem way cooler than the ones at my high school.

This infuriates me and I am not even a citizen.

Dude, I heard some Wall Streeters paid her for some speeches once.

The Leafs, at least, have won a Cup. Okay, it’s been 50 years, and that was long before the Caps existed, but they have a fucking Cup.

Man, thank God we kept the Clinton family from increasing its personal wealth through the presidency, amirite, guys?

Was the steak big? Was the steak beautiful?

My wife’s entire family is from Fort Wayne. I’ve been there many, many, many times. Let me assure you: Nothing about Fort Wayne is hilarious.

Nah, it was fucking him.

They said the odds are astronomical. But you watch!

I thought it was that she caught him making sweet love to a poker table.

Jeter did it right - didn’t get married (until recently, anyway) so he could plow through a who’s who of some of the most beautiful women on the planet ,to his heart’s content, with no worries of scandals and/or divorces. FTR, I also have no problem with any females doing it like this either.

At a press conference today NCAA President Mark Emmert hailed this as a victory for the sanctity of the student/athlete. He then excused himself saying he was going to take a massive shit and use a stack of $100 bills to wipe his ass when he finished.

But they are so much more important for our health at our advanced ages!

Exactly. He’d be a terrible president regardless, but he’s being absolutely reckless. For the reasons you said about propaganda not only for NK, but with his Muslim ban, he validated the terrorist propaganda too.

North Carolina really has its priorities in check when deciding which hills to die on.

That’s not age, that’s a sign of dementia.

Tough week for Melo. I certainly hope he can move on and find happiness somewhere else, on the express condition that it is not now nor ever will be my team.

Damn, Phil should look into doing that after this gig. He’s as much of a pompass ass as SAS and he has a ton of bling. He rips NBA players left and right and has just as many hot takes that suck as SAS.

Gives another meaning to the phrase “let them eat cake”.

I bequeath to you 1 million stars and all of Wilt Chamberlain’s lovers.