Hot and cold running blow jobs aside, they are just like everyone else

This whole connectivity issue is nonsense. When I would see KU basketball players around campus, the LAST thing I would think is “wow those guys are just like me, we’re all students together, DURRRHHH!” The only things I likely had in common with any of them is proximity and a deep love of weed.

The former AD said that he couldn’t “think of one thing we do” that allows people to move up the socioeconomic ladder the way college athletics does.

I cannot articulate properly how much I hate Stephen A. Smith. For all that is holy I have no fucking clue how he has a show. He is the garbage receptacle to Shannon Sharpe’s douche. His value in the sports landscape is comparable to the 3 for 10 DVD bin at Walmart. His opinion on sports means about as much to me as…

Let me tell you, when I worked as a maintenance guy at the library, I was shunned in all my classes. I would walk into each class to a chant of “paid, paid, paid.”

“They’re students, no different from any other students!”

Fenves told the interviewer he “cannot comprehend how athletics could be a part of university life” if athletes were paid.

I can’t believe SAS makes 4MM a year. I am literally nonplussed.

“I believe the only reason why Phil Jackson is still in New York is because he wants the $24 million left that he’s owed, and by quitting he can’t get the money.”

I’m more partial to No Lives Matter. At least it’s intellectually honest as an ethos, man.

New man on the street segment: New York superfans strain to remember the number of championships the Knicks won in the 41 years between 1973 and when Phil was hired.

Phil or Melo? You choose.

So is Trump. So are you. I get it, my city is full of shitty people.

I’ve been going back and forth on Shaq for his entire career. Limiting the scope to retirement, he can be a real fuckin’ shithead- bullying JaVale McGee, his pro-cop and anti-Kaepernick takes- but he’s also stepping up to pay for the funeral of that kid who accidentally shot himself on Instagram Live.

NBA champion and MVP and all I can think about when I hear Shaq is this gif.

They are. What’s most fascinating, really, is that they are unable to fake being happy for the few minutes it’s expected of them at an Easter Egg Roll.

+1 Shaqtacular

Substitute “America” for “City” and you’re getting warmer.

Two things:

WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD ON- ARE YOU SAYING THAT SPORTS WRITERS, ANNOUNCERS, COMMENTATORS, AND OTHERS INVOLVED IN THE CONTENT CHURN BUSINESS ARE TAKING AN ATHLETE’S FAMILY TRAGEDY AND TRYING TO APPLY SIGNIFICANT SPORTS MEANING TO IT????