For what it’s worth, don’t paint UPMC as, like, some little sister of the poor healthcare thing. They’re just as much big business as the Steelers are.

Larger guns, like shotguns and rifles, would still require permits, but not handguns.

I was in North Carolina earlier this week. Never seen so many restroom in my life. Looked like the recycling bins at a San Francisco Whole Foods

This is what happens when you aggressively gerrymander a state and suppress the vote of minorities. You make it possible to elect the unelectable.

Also, despite his character in WWE, Kane seems to actually be the least insane of them all in real life.

Since he’s elected by the people, I think that elbow still belongs to them.

Agreed. I can only assume he did not want to attend the Hall of Fame ceremonies that were going on the same time, so he got stuck with Q&A duty.

He left with a 23% approval rating and a budget shortfall of $28B.

46% of this photo has been Stone Cold Stunnered, and six of them are children. If you think about it, pro wrestling was a pioneer in fake news and alternative facts, so things sort of check out.

That would be be an interesting Presidential debate:

There were many winners but let’s not forget there are losers too.

It’s fine. Just don’t go blabbing about Spiderman’s secret identity. I’ve almost got it nailed down. I’m pretty sure it’s Aunt May.

We also elected a well-known fake tough guy to be governor here in California.

Maybe Vince McMahon is really the one pulling the strings here. He’s planted his seed in the white house, now he’s going to spread it everywhere.

Anyone who thinks we’re more than 12 years away from President Johnson is simply out of their mind.

GODDAMMIT! Ever heard of a spoiler alert?!

How do you know if someone vapes?

Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

At least No Pick had a cheap contract.

“Just what are you implying? Go fuck yourself, man!”

It’s the Browns. This is like Schrödinger’s Draft Pick. Whoever they choose has a 50% chance of being a dead cat.