I fully anticipate they will accidentally draft Jason Garrett.

I’m just surprised no one has taken the time to sioux yet.

Manfred’s voice must get crazy hoarse having to talk about this every season.

The Lakers decided to win a few games in the hopes of increasing the odds of losing their pick, and thus reducing the odds of having to fucking deal with Lavar Ball for the next 5 years.

two years ago I bought a bosh jersey. it was a tremendous investment.

Or, if you’re the president of the United States, take 16 trips in a few weeks.

Here I was about to set all this extra money on fire. I never considered a vacation!

Also leaked the new Bulls logo

That cat doubled their attendance.

We have suspended use of our home run sculpture for the time being

They’re just following a proud Minnesota tradition.

looks more like a Seattle Sergal

Fun Story: Michele Bachman attended Law school at ORU, she was in its first ever incoming class.. Took time off to have a child, then returned to graduate from its final class as an accredited law school!

Already have mine.

It’s got a nice “My dog is about to sneeze” quality about it.

Just like on the court, the basketball barely stands out for the T-wolves

Seriously. I support Caitlin Jenner’s right to be her true gender. I do not support her choice to be an asshole in every single other arena of life.

They couldn’t have picked 2 shades of blue that don’t practically look the same? The wolf barely stands out from the basketball.

It’s vast compared to my salary (and Ima gonna assume yours too, heh) but compared to New Yorks most bigly and awesome companies, everything with Trump written on it is small league. I bet there are conversations in top restaurants like this all the time: