Aim High, ain’t just for the Air Force anymore.

Hey there ladies. What’s got two thumbs and just got rid of the filibuster and your rights?

I still say John Chaney is behind most of the death threats, but he thought he was sending them to Calipari.

Can this be considered “low brow” if it is 1000% accurate? I laughed way too hard at this. Thank you!

“incorrect, and your wager - $69.69"

Greg Oden is the mascot in Toronto now? Since when?

“Well, I see what has the locals so upset around here. Not a decent Asian fusion restaurant for miles.”

“So, when you guys are off duty, do you go to Martha’s Vineyard? You make ... what does a poor person make ... $200k a year? Is that right? That feels right.”

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

Actually, he looks to be a full bird colonel, which just solidifies your point.

Apropos of nothing: I keep thinking of Jared’s wife as the first lady, and apparently the New York Times does too:

This will mark the first time ever that ISIS will use the word “LOL” on their official propaganda site.

How can that officer take this guy seriously? He’s an actual major, not some jagoff who majored in Recreation Sciences or whatever.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Still on the “They were both the same, but I thought he was better” bs

Lol

She wanted to make sure she got back a couple of hundred bucks in taxes.

See? The Deplorables weren’t’ all just racist, misogynist, homophobic, and xenophobes. Some of them were just dumb as a fucking doily.

The economy? Sounds like they weren’t doing so bad personally. So she voted to fuck herself over for a bunch of people she probably doesn’t even know? Or, more realistically, they were doing okay but somehow thought that they were magically going to be become rich under Trump.