I recall that early on in his injury drought, the pro-Tiger crowd was “He’ll still break Jack’s record!” Then, after awhile, it became “He’ll definitely still win another major.” (This is where sports radio pro-Tiger guys would make wagers with rational people who could see the writing on the wall.) Now, it seems like…

*gag* + *vomit* + *gags more*

I spent the first ten years of Tiger’s pro career wincing at the torque he put his back through. I’ve spent the last ten years listening to people wonder what happened to him.

I’ve tried. I have. In spite of Augusta National being a den of racism/sexism, I love The Masters. But if he’s not in it I’m chasing the dragon. That, and I simply can’t come to terms with these lesser players making millions off of the purses Tiger made possible.

Well played.

This doesn’t mean Tiger is done for good and can’t ever win another major or two. If any 41 year old who hasn’t won a major in 9 years, has suffered a series of increasingly debilitating injuries, including a catastrophic back injury that has basically sidelined him for 3 years now, can bounce back from this, it’s…

You had me at “tradgety”.

I think you just ‘cued the ones you were wanting to queue.

I called my shot two years into the drought. I said he was never winning another major, which is quite the bold take as I do not watch golf. My dad and brother said I was nuts for saying it, but it’s looking like the one sports hot take I’ve ever had that actually came true.

Nope. After he brings coal back, Trumps going to bring back Big Steam.

Yet they did not have the lead issue until a conservative city manager and governor decided to switch the water source.

Other problems faced by people whose world revolves around coal in 2017:

And he can absolutely earn that driving a truck, a profession for which there is a huge demand.

Four people die in Benghazi, people lose their god damn minds. Thousands die or are dying because of Flint, and people turn a blind eye.

I mean... I knew she was several ounces short of a box of Franzia... I just... I don’t know.

Or try your local public library, before RedRemainder’s uncle tries to privatize it.

I’m actually kind of mixed on guns and gays because those are some of those issues they can be consequence free dicks about.

It’s not just D.C. it’s everywhere where conservative talk radio is popular, meaning everywhere.

Because they want to be the aristocrats, lording their wealth over us undeserving peasants. They think they are better than us. And their hearts are so dark and hard that love is impossible for them. And without love, logic is never cogent.

How insensitive. My grandparents were from Alderaan.