Or they would unload the clip, miss with 85% of the shots, and hit innocent bystanders. And/or when the authorities arrive, they wouldn’t know who the perpetrator was, and they would probably shoot the “good guy” by accident.

Good God. These Penn Staters make Jonestown followers look like disgruntled squatters.

Only thing that would’ve made it better is if someone threw a wad of cash in his face when he get the ground.

*Kerflufskie

If Hollywood is really as pro-sense as it claims, it would do a moratorium on action movies. These beast-people can’t handle it.

“What’s the Russian expression for snitches get stitches,”

Given the intense atmosphere surrounding athletic events . . .

“I’m heading to the football game tomorrow, better get my gun ready”

Every single day I see something that makes me go ‘that’s it, I give up, there’s no coming back from here.’ But this one might really be it. It could not be any clearer that there is no longer any separation of powers between Legislative and Executive. Who knows how long the Judicial branch can hold out, and wtf do we…

*Krilonski

Anyone that finds the NCAA condemning their morality must seriously look themselves in the mirror and ask “How the fuck did I get here?”

+1 copy of Hooked on Phonics

Well, might also be because Democrats pay lip service to their stated ideals and then sell everyone the fuck out every time they get the chance, leading to their own constituents becoming deeply cynical and resentful of the folks who only seem to give a damn about them when election years roll around (disclaimer:…

Show me a conservative who isn’t a social conservative and I’ll show you someone who should be a libertarian instead.

The law prevents individual cities from raising the minimum wage and makes it harder to sue for discrimination (of all types) in North Carolina.

Well that, and never having to host the NCAA tournament games in Greenville, SC again.

Full Disclosure: I’m a goddamned, filthy libertarian (and not a good librul like many of the writers here, but I agree with you guys about half the time (not bad!)). Conservatives claim they want “small government,” but these assholes are speaking out of both sides of their mouth. They want the government to ban…

Here’s the thing that’s really fucked up: the Republicans pulled a fast one with this bill that most people missed. HB2 didn’t just include the whole anti-transgender bit, it also contained a bunch of regulations that fucked over the large, liberal cities in North Carolina and people in general. The law prevents…

Don’t ever try to apply logic to any of this sort of bullshit.