“Sorry, Luke. I’m just doing my job. You gotta appreciate that.”

They should unionize.

I wish the GOP wasn’t so good at the “Never have I ever [thought a group could do something THAT stupid]” game.

Yep, as Melania Trump, who can’t even bear to be in the same state as Donald, will attest to.

I don’t care that he never missed a shot; his career achievements still come up snort.

The fact that Pence is so adamant about the rules makes me think that it’s a mix of paternalism and him having cheated at some point.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

This is why California is such a great example. Since the Democrats took over every level of the state government, it’s become the template for progressive governance. (The only problem, of course, is everyoe wants to live here so rents are unaffordable)

Well whoop de damn doo.

“Due in large part to liberal voters not giving enough of a shit to get off their asses to vote in state elections.”

I’ve said before that “both parties are the same!” should be written on this country’s tombstone. 

I think the thrust of the story is that it’s difficult to erect a new stadium

We’ve got the great Texas Middle Linebacker (and imminent murder victim apparently) Colt McCoy statue that was behind the Texas Co-op

You just get better market penetration with buzzwords like that.

We have only two choices, really.

America: where you might be able to convince someone to pretend that they respect you as a human being if you threaten to take away basketball.

At least they won’t have to worry where their season opening Superbowl trophy presentation will be held.

Arthur Blank should just requisition some Home Depot employees to get that shit done. He’ll have to find some first, I’ve never actually seen one in one of his stores.

Oh wild. Atlanta is having problems with time management. You don’t say?

Well to be fair, they did change the statue last August:

Paying players gets you the death penalty, not raping women & children. I think the NCAA’s values are pretty clear.