Baylor has committed yet another unforgivable atrocity: causing me to side with the Texas legislature.

Sweet Jesus, that is one ugly view. It’s like someone took an old Soviet block building and plopped it behind the field.

When it was under construction they would keep working on it straight through A’s games. It was pretty awesome.

Oh, sure, you just gonna leave us out of it? Just leave us hanging like that, Two-Sheds?

The only winner in that whole fiasco was the tarp salesman...

For perspective that’s approximately 20 million Mark Davis haircuts.

Diplomats might be worse with their international powers. I used to see their nice cars parked on the sidewalks in D.C. Cops don’t ticket or God forbid tow them. That’s a job to hang onto.

The city bungled the PSLs so bad. They were reasonably enough priced, I was able to shell out for one off my summer job when I was still a full-time student. Shell out promptly, may I add... because they weren’t able to get me my tickets by the second fucking home game. After that I got a refund.

And they’ll make the same bad deal again in 20 years when the Vegas stadium becomes “obsolete” and they get caught up in the nostalgia of bringing the Raiders back again.

Except himself, of course. Smug piece of shit.

I’d think this were true if it wasn’t for the fact that the Appendaged Orange has been blabbering incoherently for decades.

C’mon, you know the Walmart research arm has a prototype greeter with that awful Stephen Hawking voice saying, “WEL-come TO WAL-mart, shop-PER”.

I mean, that might suck, but given how fucked our country is you’ll likely get a story in the local paper about how industrious and dedicated you were, and how the sorry-ass kids could learn a thing or two from you.

The good news for people like me is that robots think it’s beneath them to work as WalMart greeters.

Whenever the Trump administration attempts to normalize their corruption, I wish I could get Republicans to ask themselves, “How would I feel if Hillary Clinton did this?”

I KNOW, RIGHT??? Watching several of his public events, I’ve actually felt the hair on the back of my neck tingle, all “Oh, there’s grandma (and to a lesser extent Grandpa)”. In my family, it’s one of my aunts who is The One Who Can Handle Them So Is Considered Totally Off the Hook for All Other Responsibilities and…

I also like how both Donald* and Ivanka are refusing salary like it’s some sort of charitable act. They’re both fucking BILLIONAIRES. The $400k presidential salary is a drop in the bucket. In the meantime, he’s using taxpayer money to enable his lavish lifestyle as well as enriching his family’s assets. He’s making so…

How to break US law in three easy steps....

“Sueby Antinny. So great, people talking more about her and her great work. Had dinner with Fred Douglas down at the winter palace, played a round...he couldn’t stop talking about her. Fantastic. Ok...we done here?”

I despise Melanoma with every fiber of my being and is matched only by my repulsion for her husband. For anyone who wants to give her a pass, she is no victim, she has 100% agency, is smarter than her husband, and every bit as selfish, petty and vindictive.