Came here for this... not disappointed!

Take off, you hoser. +1

Exactly. Trump himself has no personal ideology that he’s strongly tied to other than that which he believes will bring him power. He hitched his yoke to Pence, and vice versa, so he’s just as guilty as Pence in my book.

They’re only breathless because of Black Lung.

LOLOLOL.

You know, I’ve been reading all over on various right leaning LGBTQ pubs and blogs about how they’re feeling burned for voting for Trump.

This just targets the bad gays. The good ones won’t be affected. Like the bad/good Mexicans and bad/good Muslim countries.

Remember when people told us that Trump had always supported ‘the gays’ and that Hillary was an evil monster who only supported them because it was politically convenient?

Republican 2020 Census

He also gutted Obama’s executive order protecting LGBT people when it comes to discrimination from federal contractors.

Worth it. +1

This absolutely has to be the centerpiece of his defense. “Ladies and gentlemen, this young lady wants you to believe the impossible...”

Irvin’s lawyer told TMZ that these latest allegations are completely false: “You expect the public to believe that Michael Irvin had drugs and *gave* them to another person rather than use them all himself?”

They should play in a virtual stadium, against a green screen backdrop where the views changed after every play. First down, Tokyo! Second down, je suis en Paree!” Third down, Ancient Rome! Fourth down, Oakland! Only viewable online.

The dark horse option is they just follow George Thorogood on tour and play wherever he is for a few years.

But but, I put a support our troops sticker on my truck!

Yeah but coal mining is pretty sweet if you own a coal mining company.

I’m not an expert, and not out to insult anyone, but isn’t coal mining a “bad” job in a lot of ways? Like the pay is bad, you can get black lung, it’s very unsafe other reasons that are escaping me now.

I don’t think this tarnishes Noah’s legacy in the slightest. He’s still the greatest player in the history of the WNBA.

JLD said she couldn’t keep a straight face because Jerry Stiller was just absolutely nailing it. I remember seeing it on a Seinfeld clips show and Stiller played it straight the whole time. Hilarious.