Trump immediately rushes to fourth base.

Yeah. He was bat boy for Russia in the 88 Olympics.

*Caddy runs over, picks up the ball, and places it in Wieter’s glove*

“General Buck Turgidson was one of the finest military minds the Cold War ever produced. The best. Just the best.”

He’s also a spineless little shitweasel. Him and Jason “I wouldn’t be able to look my family in the eye if I supported Trump” Chaffetz. Dinners at his house must sure be awkward, what with him string at the table the whole time.

the outtakes from this scene are some of the funniest outtakes I have ever watched

“My George isnt smart enough to hatch a scheme like this.”

You know, my natural inclination is generally to say “fuck their publicly traded bullshit,” mostly due to the smugness with which they wield it. BUT the truth is that there needs to be NFL equivalent to Bastille Day where the peasants rise up and TAKE the teams back from the owners, forcing them ALL to be publicly…

This is completely unfair. Deron, Jefferson, Korver, and Frye are an incredible unit together and I have the NBA 2K9 disc to prove it.

First off, there aren’t betting odds on championships beyond 2017, so I guarantee you they do not have better odds than anybody. But to toss out the pedantic argument and get to the point of your statement, no the 76ers absolutely do not have better chances of winning a title before a team with a good young core, an…

Jesus Christ put the Sixers crack pipe down with this they have a better odds at a ring than the Celtics.

W/L is a terribly outdated, overly-simplified metric. If people would just try to understand the EWL (Enhanced Win/Loss) stat Hinkle has been developing for some time now, they would have more appreciation for the man’s achievements.

You may watch more basketball games than I do, but every example you cite about how amazing the Sixers are comes from some hypothetical future where they’re tearing up the league.

How the fuck much lower could they have gone? Put me and my five-year-old son in the NBA for a year, and we’ll make “obvious strides.” Doesn’t mean that we’ll be competing for championships before our contracts expire.

I am fairly confident that he is better at making basketball judgments than anyone currently involved in the Kings organization.

“With the exception of some injuries Embiid has the potential to rock the league.”

It’s not the fact that he drafted bad, it’s the fact that his entire plan was:

They’re still going to be “going to be” a force in a few years. The Sixers are in a state of both perpetual future-tense glory and permanent present-tense ass-sucking.

Yeah they’ve been great this year...

GTFO