Kinda would take Baltar as prez at this point

I think the fact that he still has the support of %36 of the entire population, and not just the support of 36 people, speaks volumes about the state of our education system.

And I’m tired of my team playing in a dilapidated sewer

Luckily you won’t need to.

I guess that’s why he said we’d win so much we’d be sick of winning?

At this stage in a parallel universe Lex Luthor is looking at this universe through...timey wimey shit...and thinking “Fuck, I really need to step up my game.”

Pro: no reasonable human actually wants to spend their lives piloting an 80 ton hunk of steel at speeds the human brain wasn’t built to process for 18 hours a day, sleep in a bag in the back of said hunk of steel, and eat nothing but fast food and stimulants at gross dives hundreds of miles from home. If machines can…

I think that making excuses for the racist Trump supporters needs to stop.

They don’t need excuses. Most of them are not, and never will be, anywhere near the Mexican border, so he can just tell them he built it and any reports saying otherwise are fake news. Problem solved.

I don’t like liking Jim Harbaugh. This is such a weird feeling.

you just had to keep harbaugh and assholes in the news didn’t you

Holy shit...Can you imagine that fucking handshake?!

Every time he has been asked about the wall his respond has included that they are “ahead of schedule”. Other than a mention of $2.9 billion in his skinny budget to put forth for the design and preparation they have yet to set aside one dollar for the wall. What schedule is it ahead of?

They’ll Photoshop the Great Wall of China onto all images of the US-Mexico border and call it a day. By then I think they’ll be too exhausted for anything more elaborate.

Luckily they’ll all be dead soon

No no no. It’s only the free market when it serves their ideology. If it doesn’t, it’s the liberal media pushing that sjw bullshit narrative.

It’s charming how quickly his backers can switch from “Donald is an alpha male silverback gorilla who will not shit from anyone” to “Donald is a precious little baby who is not accustomed to Washington, D.C., and must be sheltered from those nasty politicians”. Supporting Donald is a tremendously corrupting enterprise.

Awwww are your poor feefees hurt?

Tropicana Jong-il secured 48 percent of the white vote in the 18-29 age group; Clinton netted 43 percent.

“Yeah, look, Op, I know the Decepticons are attacking and all, but we’ve got a load of Natty Light that needs to get to Bald Knob, Arkansas by Friday and you’re up in the rotation. So shut up, get the load, and get moving.”