This is going to be an absolute shit show for rookies who end up on this team. New found wealth and Vegas is probably not a great combination.

You rang?

You were at 68, so I HAD to give you a star.

“NAGGERS!”

“...”

Charles the martyr. lol Why are people acting like an adult man didn’t make a personal choice. He chose that life. Why should anyone feel bad for him?

“Nagger”

I’ll take le tits now for 500.

Shit, Jason, you’re right. My bad.

Clinton lied about a blow job from an intern in a civil case that he knew was bullshit.

I’ve seen contestants lose it because they pronounced something slightly off, even though they had everything right... so that’s just people erring on the safe side.

Actually, he would have tried to buy a 6 and 9.

“SKELLLLLAAAAA!!!”

You can hear Lisa stifle a laugh.

And we thank you for your donation!

so “I DO NOT WANT TO PAY FOR THEIR METHODONE BECAUSE THEY’VE RUN OUT OF HEROIN.”

Maybe we can find Putins DNA on Trumps skirt.

Shitty person? Shitty person.

Must be nice to just not care about large swaths of the human population. I’m gonna give it a shot by not giving two shits about your opinion.

Name-brand Ramen is for suckers!

“I can accept that most Republican’s are completely hypocritical and willing to turn a blind eye to treason among their own for the purpose of partisanship but I find it difficult to believe that every single one of them is.”