Wait til you hear who’s in charge of nukes at the DoE.

I remember it well. I also remember this...video should be cued up, but if not 4:35:

Well, the Chelsea did live in the WH when Bill was president. /s

I suspect it’s more to do with needing her on immediate call, because of her father’s fading mental health and increasing sundowning.

Unfortunately Republicans are too busy investigating the leaks rather than....you know..very possible collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia.

+2. wait, hold on. *counts fingers*

Writing his health care bill, calculating his budget, nominating his Supreme Court Justice, perpuating a massive business scam to enrich himself, tweeting, bungling the cover-up of his administration’s ties to Russia, golfing, and watching cable news... Yet somehow he still finds the time to babble about some football…

Like the guy who can’t spell “tap” is going to tweet about Kaepernick.

Has there ever been a greater correlation between mediocre talent/value and political lightning rod? Won’t stand, will stand, urges political action, doesn’t vote, wears Che shirt / Castro dies, in a league dying to give Josh McCown $6 million dollars to suck.

3.2. Three teams plus the Jets.

I’m just reporting the news. There was an article today—I love to report the news and then they said I made a mistake, right? I said, no, the people reporting the news made a mistake if it’s wrong. But, there was an article today, it was reported, that I wanted to fuck my daughter Ivanka. Not the other one. The hot…

The POTUS should follow the example of the vast majority of NFL fans and stop caring about Kaepernick.

It’s amazing how eight games of throwing the ball up in the air and hoping the all-pro receivers on a bad team catch it while playing for a coach who has no clue can make somebody a viable NFL QB option for years afterwards even in the face of overwhelming evidence that it was that half season that was a fluke, and…

Josh and Luke are the Aldi private label versions of Peyton and Eli.

On other notes, I heard that Bernie Madoff has corned the market on chocolate milk powder and is quite the salesman to his fellow inmates. WTF?

It does. Child rapists are treated exactly the same, if not worse, than child killers.

What was so heinous about that case was not only the raft of child porn they found but that he actually engaged in, as they say in the law, “skin on skin” touching (and stone cold rape.) If he had tried that case, he would have gotten life. And in the federal system, life means life.

The only way to get into Bull Valhalla is to take some motherfuckers out first.

Serious enough in fact, that I would like to take a moment to remember all of the anal sphincters that have been destroyed and thank them for their tight and efficient work protecting us from ourselves. I would hate to think of a world without the anal sphincter.

Somewhere Trump is preparing a Tweet about the bad hombre who could not get over the wall to safety.