This is what President Nixon had to say about the Legal services Corp, which President Shaytan plans to DEFUND —-

Sen. McCain, for example, believes the budget does not include enough money for the military

And Chelsea matches....

And the ass back in assault.

What a dumb comment. Mike Krzyzewski drinks the blood of poor children and performs weekly satanic cleansing rituals to prevent death, so Duke will never need another head coach.

Ehhhhhh???!!!

I hear they are leaning the opposite way and looking at Steve Alchevy.

“I think IU’s first priority should be to get Gregg Popovich as their new coach.” - Magic Johnson, probably.

Yeah, the actual procedure is nothing, you go night-nights, then you wake up and have a sandwich. I had precancerous polyps the time before last. Started eating three fiber pills a day, and my last one was clean. Have to have it every five years now. People are crazy not to have this done.

Attacking this day with an Enthusiasm Unknown To Mankind

Crazy Jimmy aside, get a colonoscopy when you turn 50. A colonoscopy is the only screening test that can actually prevent cancer. No, the prep is no fun but it is more fun than a surgery and six months of chemotherapy. I’m tired of seeing people in their early sixties with metastatic colon cancer that could have been…

I read this entire article to my cat and he just farted and walked away. So there ya go.

Every time I read one of these sweet stories about a cat saving their family I look over at my kitty, and she gives me a look that clearly says “I would totally let you die.”

“These universities receive money from the Department of Education and the NEH. We’re in a funding war with these people, folks. It’s a zero-sum game, and we’re up $56 billion.”

Capitalizing the word warfighter is even more disturbing than their having coined it in the first place.

Sure take it out on everyone else just because Army isn’t in the tourney.

Since they’re about to be gifted with a $56 billion budget, I’m sure they can spring for some TVs (Made in Japan or Korea, of course).

If the Russians hacked the NCAA tourney instead of the US election and blocked us from watching games at work, you can bet your life the investigation would be over in about 3 days.

Not as good as a large fishtank, where diamonds may be concealed in plain sight amongst the pebbles, bubbles, refracted light and plastic fronds, with the added benefit of fish being famously cagey when questioned.