Counter-counterpoint: Punch in the stomach, but that’s as high as I go.

As an incredibly disappointed alumnus, I can tell you my FB feed lit up with the “FUCKIN’ A RIGHT!!!” sentiment from way too many of my old college buds.

If you really think strikes are good for the USWNT, ask Hope Solo.

Definitely. I’m sure in her mind it was akin to The Creation of Adam.

“I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily on a hassock. I spied it through the door. It was a beautiful foot, sleek. Such casual elegance and clean lines! But not a big foot, not formidable, maybe a little ...frail. I imagined cradling it in my arms, protecting it from…

I like to troll Breitbart in my darker hours. Try implying that they don’t love America. It makes them apoplectic.

He’s kinda right if you accept the definition of Indiana as the northernmost southern state. We really don’t gen enough play as huge assholes legislatively. The gay bill a few years ago that got Mike Pence some attention is just par for the course.

Pretty sure new wars are very much part of the picture. GOP has been chomping at the bit to get some fight on in Syria, Yemen, back in Iraq, South China Sea... I mean, this is the same GOP that let Bush/Cheney throw our weight around. I don’t see anything different, especially when Trump stands up and explicitly…

Ridiculous suggestion. Even if it were true that Peterson was descended from slaves that wouldn’t be the reason why he hit his kid, that would only explain his strength and agility while doing so.

I swear I wake up every morning waiting for the final domino to fall in this atrocious presidency. Then I call my senators (who don’t answer of course) sign 25 petitions that feel totally futile, and refresh my web pages incessantly until it’s time to drink myself into a stupor, fall asleep and do it all again the…

Cool! And thanks to you unmotivated/anti-Clinton protest voter fuckheads, this is all on you! =)

“Challenge accepted” - Arizona

All you need to make the triangle work is Michael Jordan in his prime paired up with another hall of famer and maybe a couple of all stars. That’s how easy it is to run!

“Box & 1 offense” is a joke all generations of basketball nerds can enjoy.

I lobbied the Georgia state legislature for ten years. Earl Ehrhart is without a doubt, the biggest shithead to hold elected office in that state. (And that’s saying something.) He generally views men as victims. His hot-temper and vindictive tendencies are not good personality traits, and they definitely don’t help…

Does that $3.2 trillion get spread out to everyone in the country so that we can keep supporting the economy and it’s growth? Asking for a friend.

These southern lawmakers are just the gift that keeps on giving, aren’t they.

I think I’m at the point now where I just dislike every human being on earth. Me included.

“Out of context” belongs in the Bullshit HOF up alongside such other luminaries such as “Misinterpreted the rules” and “Never knowingly misled.”