Maybe it’s a metaphorical desk. Like, maybe the desk is the place inside each of us created by our goodwill and teamwork.

Briles is unemployed, but “From the Free Computers at the Public Library” doesn’t convey the same gravitas.

Especially when he doesn’t even sign the letter!

“From the desk of Coach Art Briles” is at the top of his letterhead?

if scott paterno didn’t write it, i ain’t reading it cause batshit is a bar he set a long time ago.

Not in the baby aisle at Kroger.

I mean, I’m not a parent, but where does one even buy chloroform?

I think it was a suicide.

I mean, every parent learns at some point that it is a delicate balance—trying to figure out how much is too much chloroform to use on your two-year-old daughter in order to quiet her.

No worries. Grass is always greener. That is my only point.

What in the name of fuck is with dating those fat girls?

I am not sure what cause your aggressive tone. I apologize if I have caused offense. I do not use English on a regular basis.

Any idiot can design plays for 3rd and 3. It takes a DC level intellect to have a playbook only designed for 1st and 2nd and 20 or more. They will succeed were every other smart guy has failed.

Hogs. In Redskins parlance they are hogs.

Still think the “sumo wrestler as hockey goaltender” is a strategy worth exploring.

“No offense” isn’t just their response to criticisms about their nickname, it’s also their football philosophy.

Washington is going to try a new offences, it’s called “no good players”, a lot of the play book is how to deal with a third and long.

Skins gave the GM permission to go to the combine, only to take it back. Typical.

“and the Leafs haven’t won the fucking Cup in fifty years. All this has happened while the same political party has been in power since 2003"

I get so angry watching and listening to him, and Mike Pence and Paul Ryan smugly nodding behind him...I was forced to drink a bottle of wine to calm down after I switched the channel ten minutes into it.