I still haven’t gotten over “Shakespeare in Love” winning best picture over “Saving Private Ryan”.

and also, Michael Jordan was a star at UNC, it’s not like “the call” to draft him with the 3rd pick took a bold personality with special insight into basketball greatness.

I treasure these moments we share together.

Yeah, the idea that the Warriors home court advantage is unprecedented is beyond laughable. As recent as last year OKC had a consistently louder, more engaged, more knowledgeable crowd.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/673741357190615040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Sadly, the giraffe actually took the Morning After pill. The pill just hasn’t reached its stomach yet.

Work it, bitch

Considering that Green would then destroy him and one of my secret pleasures is watching old people and small children get demolished with a single punch?

Teams should seriously consider 10-day contracts for guys like Oakley or Xavier McDaniel to come out 0f retirement solely to put this putz on the deck.

but the important thing is that i had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

How about Idaho? If you stay out of the north you can even avoid the white supremacists. Boise is nice.

+1 onion tied to the belt

If the only requirement is weighing over 300 pounds, almost every adult man and woman in the state of Wisconsin qualifies. How do you think the Badgers do it?

It’s Wisconsin. Even their women can play offensive line.

“made just 8 million”

As someone that’s actually from Iceland I feel the urge to set a few things straight.

How can a fucking place called Iceland not like hockey?

“I’m a stay-at-home model, and Mark works part time at a local kombucha brewery. Our budget is $1.2 million.”

I hope this guy finds a better job somewhere that will align with his standards and not be so myopic in theirs.

Got to pay for those people somehow.