As long as this doesn’t interfere with the free wifi I get from the new arena, I don’t care.

Don’t leave us hanging. What kind of donuts?

I went to Dunkin’ Donuts this weekend and ordered 5 donuts and 10 Munchkins. (They weren’t all for me, shut it.) I received 4 donuts and no Munchkins and had to go back to get the rest.

Only difference is that Jordan usually follows that by muttering to himself “I can still take him, though”

BOOM!

Now, tell me again—was it this man with an 8-figure net worth who hit you, or his broke-on-paper friend?

NFL doctors agree the two men are not suffering from concussions.

^^^ This! Once most Americans stopped opposing gay marriage state-level GOP hacks had to find another issue they could use to whip up the base.

Why the uproar now?

So... wait, flat earthers think it’s sorta like a planet pizza? Still round, but definitely flat? I ... wow.

Have any of these flat earth people ever flown in an airplane? Do they think at some point the plane hits some kind of wall, Truman-Show-like?

I took an astronomy class in high school many many years ago. I was legitimately interested, but the class also drew a lot of goofballs since it was a notoriously easy-A elective. One girl was furious to learn that the earth is 93 million miles from the sun. She though it should be a round number, like exactly 1…

I attended public school K-12 in Kentucky and I can confirm that this is covered by 11th grade.

Globe manufacturers, dumbass

You ever poured water on a ball? It just falls of the edges.

That type of logic is a pillar of the Round-Earth conspiracy. Everyone knows that the world really works on Asteroids rules, wherein if you travel off the edge of one screen you appear from the edge of the next.

Well there’s oxygen, hydrogen, helium, nitrogen, neon, carbon, hydrogen, sodium, chlorine, iodine, mercury, platinum, gold, silver, and bronze. Bitch.

He does make a good point: it sure is awfully convenient that it takes 24 hours for the Earth to rotate, and a year to orbit the Sun.

yeah, because they don’t cover “the earth is round” until your 4th year at Duke.

Somewhere, Carl Everett is smiling, believing he’s found a kindred spirit in the sports world. However, Irving does believe that dinosaurs are real, having played against Chris Bosh.