So what you’re saying is Mrs. Ancona is single?

There is some good news today, though:

“I’d take that.”

Ooooooo making the playoffs as a 7 or 8 seed......a lot of those back in the 80's when the league had something like 24 teams.

Yeah, I just got a call. I yell ‘Cartwright! Cartwright!’, just like that. Nobody came up, I hang up.

It’s one thing to be a disaster in New Jersey. It’s another thing to be a disaster in NYC.

Don’t let Kerry Kittles hear you say that!

I find the relationship between Michael Jordan and Charles Oakley very interesting. I’m reasonably sure it began because they shared some time on the Bulls early in their careers, but to be honest I can’t think of a better example of two guys who should loathe each other.

To be fair, a black guy playing golf is pretty uppity, is the kind of thing racist people think.

Fat fuck.

And I’m pretty sure he’s swinging the club backwards.

For a guy who bitched and moaned about President Obama playing golf ad nauseam, he sure does golf a lot.

Fattest president since Taft? Fattest president since Taft.

Trump won Pennsylvania. ‘nuff said.

Why any family is paying for their kid to graduate with a pedophilia-tarnished PSU degree, let alone to play football, is beyond me.

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

As they are currently devoid 2 members.

The hero America needs, not the one we deserve

What if my bootstraps cost $6 million?

No shit he’s not a saint.