In fairness, they are calling down the thunder on placekickers.

Oh, I don’t know...might be that withholding someone’s allowance for 52 allegations of rape, threatening fellow students with firearms, and actual murder could be seen as hardly a slap on the wrist given the offenses...

Yeah, maybe. But mostly, Brown just wasn’t ready to leave home, period. I remember years ago the WaPo did a long article about Brown and how the team had assigned players to guide him through his transition to the pros. But he had never been away from home so it was very hard to protect and teach him. That article had…

I remember hearing that and Jordan saying how he beat Michael Kidd Gilchrist in a game of one on one. My first thought was: “So basically MKG has two undesirable options: let his boss win and it be known you lost to a 50 year old or beat him and MJ possibly be angry at him.”

Or Kwame Brown #1 overall?

Lay off the man. He had the vision and foresight to see that signing Kevin Durant was a good idea this off-season while every other team was doggedly chasing after Arron Afflalo.

Who of us hasn’t drafted Adam Morrison third overall?

How did the Yankees get Chris Carter so cheap.

Your daddy?

+1 recruiting trip to Louisville

“Call that kicking school in Australia and ask them to send us a new one asap!”

Of course we would have. Who hasn’t seen the Richard Attenborough documentary “Pootie Tang”?

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

*plays solemn trumpet theme coming back from commercial break*

Bradshaw is from Shreveport, which is significantly farther and different from New Orleans.

The punter would have been cut by now.

I’ve bought the rights to air a five part documentary on this: “Matt Boermeester: Made in America”

Pretty sure Bridget Moynahan was pregnant when Brady left her for Gisele too.

Hopefully his punishment is he HAS to go to the White House.

Like that classic Kanye line