We can probably give the first stadium a pass as it was originally a minor league ballpark, IIRC.* Don’t know why they didn’t go indoor with the current stadium, other than the retro stadium thing was the in thing at the time (and maybe retractable roof tech wasn’t good enough at that point). Anyway, the ballpark’s…

I just started shaking uncontrollably after reading this. I think I’m triggered.

+1 you magnificent bastard

I’d tell you to bite my bag, but our farmers’ market and cider mill are seasonal.

-Franklin

Wikipedia calls your bluff. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Woodlands,_Texas

Holy shit. Danny Amendola and The Butler Brothers (Arcade Fire) are listed among “notable residents.” I now DEMAND that this inclusion be taken into consideration!

The Woodlands is what America would look like if the Germans won WWII

Oh man, that Villanova shot was something to behold. The teams I cheer for would never, ever make that shot. I know it’s missing before it’s even left my guy’s hand, so to see it work out for someone? Good for Villanova and all their Vanillanova fans.

I’d drive over to GP and kick your ass, but my kids’ large white SUVs with lacrosse stickers are blocking in my Tesla.

Then on to Detroit to get those lazy autoworkers off the dole.

Get back to work, Rom. Those synergies aren’t just going to emerge out of the fucking blue.

WAIT TILL PEOPLE FIND OUT THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS AREN’T ALWAYS 100% HONEST

There is no greater sense of pride and accomplishment than when your work team comes together to pull off a project that took literally all year and caused you pounding headaches, relentless anxiety, and lost sleep so that a few of the results can be taken and plopped onto a single PowerPoint slide and delivered as a…

NO! We do not get to talk about that anymore. Falcons are the new laughingstock. Falcons blew it. Falcons have always blown it. Nobody every blew it before and that moment that you may think happened actually did not happen because nobody remembers it. We only remember how the Falcons fucked up. Forever.

Um okay dad

He yelled to a crowd of people who all took the day off

OMG you might be on to something here! 

Well, wait. This is definitely some bullshit, but I’m not sure these are 1%’ers by any stretch. They’re definitely not sports team owners. This is basic, common graft. These are people appointed by the Governor and the Mayor. That doesn’t make them any less douchetastic, but I don’t think they are gozillionaires…

They also have access to Target Field suites for the same purpose, but it’s one thing to do this for nine (out of 81) home games. Can’t grift this big in your stadium’s first season.

But they covered the costs of the prostitutes out of pocket right?

Yes, I’m sure the American people will start voting in their best interests soon. Any time now really. Wait for it. Aaaaand.....