I’m boycotting this one. It seems so trivial in the wake of Armaggedon.

It starts at half past DEEZ NUTZ.

4:20 and 69 seconds

Roman Standard Time?

Troy Aikman has probably been asking himself this all week.

BTW: The answer is - Five minutes before “Isn’t that Giselle’s job?”!

What Time Does “Has anyone checked the pressure in Brady’s balls?” Start?

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The Falcons finally winning the Super Bowl in a year in which no one can bring themselves to give two shits about football would be such an Atlanta Sports thing to happen.

Sports are a distraction, and well...this doesn’t seem like enough of a distraction.

Plus as many stars as there are seats in this lifeboat. And there are not nearly enough. We’re all going to die.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I’m not letting them forget it. They were so goddamned PROUD of their vote on election day, and now that he’s doing exactly what he promised suddenly it’s not seeming like it was such a good idea to deliberately tear your country down because you wanted to “spite libtards.”

Again, I’m sorry about all this. The last thing I want is to sit here like some goth nihilist dipshit and lecture everyone, and douse a seemingly festive occasion in cold piss. I wanna snap out of it. I want EVERYONE to snap out of it. I want America to wake up in a fevered sweat and realize what it’s done and…

i dunno.. i think its pretty funny trumpers now want to boycott budweiser for their superbowl add..

Yeah I really feel like a side effect of this whole mess is that all my hatred is directed toward the executive branch of the government, and I won’t have enough left to really be upset if a team like the Pats or Yankees win a title. Not sure whether or not that’s a good thing.

WHAT ABOUT IMPORTED FURNITURE, MORAN?

Amen.

Don’t be so sure. While out for a hike the other day I came across this lovely specimen grazing on foliage. Just after I was able to snap this picture, it noticed me watching it and scampered off through some thick brush. My attempts to track it were unsuccessful. It was a very elusive couch.

This is why I only buy cage-free, free range furniture.

“Brown added he’d be willing to flip burgers or pump gas for a living if his wage was commensurate with his former NFL salary”.