Well, there goes breakfast.

Looks like Brietbart is about to have a fanfiction section, if it doesn’t already.

+1 for the explanation

-1 for that taking away my excuse for just claiming this was a tie-in to the boat party with Odell

+1 (on the rocks)

Margaret Tobin Brown, also known as “The Unsinkable Molly Brown,” (although she was never known as “Molly” in her lifetime) was an American socialite, philanthropist and activist who became famous as one of the survivors of the sinking of the RMS Titanic.

I dont get it but +1

Do you think if we go into an all out nuclear war with China that the other nuclear powers will just sit on the sidelines? We are part of NATO, which means Britain and France (two nuclear states) must come to our aid if attacked. And I don’t see Russia standing idly by while we lob ICBMs into their backyard. It…

If you’re ever in Culver City and you can’t find a Starbucks

First draft of Executive Order. Revised because it sounded too reasonable.

Purity Of Essence. Peace On Earth. It all makes sense now.

Christ man mind throwing out a NSFW. Can’t just blindy throw these depressing, depressing facts that Trumps presidency is only 1% over

I’m sorry, too, Xi... I’m very sorry... *All right*, you’re sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well... I am as sorry as you are, Xi! Don’t say that you’re more sorry than I am, because I’m capable of being just as sorry as you are... So we’re both sorry, all right?... All right.

You know things are bad when you wish Andrew Breitbart hadn’t died.

My favorite verse in the Bible is the one where Jesus says to his followers:

What if you shoot the missle before it hits? That’s how it works, right?

Some people have small penises and/or other inadequacies that they take out on the world in frightening ways; I think this is a good description of a lot of the neocon ‘academics’ who birthed our Iraq war nightmare.

How I feel most every morning now:

His vote probably didn’t matter, but who know how many people he influenced to vote the same way.

Mr. President, I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.

“Opening a second front in Asia is a fantastic idea.”