Its like a Sarah Palin press conference, with more coherence

Don Cherry has to be some kind of cosmic Canadian hockey hazing ritual. There’s no other explanation for his longevity.

I don’t know if Canadians ejaculate maple syrup or poutine gravy but whatever it is I’m guessing it’s all over the walls, carpeting, and maybe even ceilings after they’ve read that comment.

12-year-old me: “Don Cherry is the coolest! Fights and blood! Kick ass!”

Just a reminder to all you boys out there, Rockin’ Don is the 7th greatest Canadian. He is ahead of Gretzaky, Alexander Graham Bell and the first PM of Canada (who in all fairness, was a complete drunk).

he’s the hockey Chris Berman I never knew I wanted

Yeah, whatever happened with that?

Five will get you ten he thinks Frederick Douglass is alive.

I’m sure he could rattle off:

And OJ post 1995.

That doesn’t mean he knows his name. I think the reason he said “Ben” so much during the press conference was so he didn’t forget it.

The Jackson 5. BOOM!

Don’t forget that this is the last time any of these kids will be in a position of power for the next 4-5 years. After this, they are at the whims of anal retentive, overly competitive vindictive jackasses.

Shoulda taken a beat, removed the USC shirt, and had another USC shirt underneath

Just try “negotiating your own deal” that’s apparently the best way to do it. MarkyMarc has it all figured out. Geez, it’s like he should write a book and run for President or something.

Then you don’t understand how unions work. They work when everyone collectively works out a deal using all of their labor as the bargaining chip. An individual does not wield the same amount of power as company. There’s a reason that wages are lower in RTW states bc “negotiating their own deal” results in lower…

It can’t be “perfectly nice.” Each new stadium has to be the biggest and best!!!

Excuse me, but we knew he was the one without the vague email problems, so I’m not sure how much more vetting we could do. It’s as if you expect us to see his taxes or something crazy like that.

Deng knows a lot about suffering. He played under Vinny Del Negro.

But you’re okay with them still receiving the job protections, wages, sick and vacation time, and pensions that go along with being covered by a union, eh?