“Some people have said that I’m taking this oil stain lightly, but I’m not. I realize how serious oil spills can be from both a staining and slip-and-fall perspective. I’ve set up some cones to mark off the spill area and even bought a roll of these fancy blue Shop Towels on a roll to help wipe up the area once the…

Whoever fills in for Musberger has big shoes to fill. Whether it be the commentary, the insight, and pointing out where the quarterback’s girlfriend is in the stadium. Whoever his replacement better step it up.

Best sign-off since Helen Keller debated Marlee Matlin.

Yes! We all know the company started as a business school project, but at some point they really should have re-branded. Worst. Logo. Ever.

Charter school scammers be scamming.

Ummmm.... Anything related to Space Invaders is plus in my book.

Side note- if you’re getting from Mission Valley to Inglewood in an hour and a half you’re either driving at 4 in the morning or you’ve invented a new form of transportation; in which case, congratulations!

Guess they finally tapped out the whole lucrative “fat people who frequent amusement parks” demo

I’d grab some books and read during recess. It was great. Fuck off, Gruden.

“There are a lot of geniuses that are trying to damage the game, and ruin the game.

No, fraud. Nobody wants to talk about anything with you.

And do you in fact have two sheds?

They can forgo dues, but still get benefits. It has nothing to do with a “right to work” and everything to do with starving out the labor movement.

And thus crippling any actual leverage the union would have in negotiations......when the people working along side you have no interest in collective action.

Then you are not as liberal as they come. You’re not that liberal at all, actually.

Yes, that’s about as liberal as they come. And that’s the kind of thing that makes the left really not too fond of liberals. Kindly and promptly fuck all of the way off.

Makes me miss the days that Stan Kroenke was burning the bridges and salting the ashes on the way out of St. Louis. At least we knew they were going and we could go on and start hating them.

I hear the deal actually broke down because of an argument over who had the better hair.

Raiders owner Mark Davis has until March to get this mess figured out, otherwise it’s unlikely he will receive the 24 votes from his fellow owners needed to approve his team’s move to Las Vegas.