Seriously, this was the result of Monte’s strongest sperm?

I served two tours of duty in the KISS Army and lost many brothers to partying hard, but I would never change a thing

Monte Kiffin driving Lane Kiffin home after another dreadful performance from his son.

Lane Kiffin does a great impression of Philip Seymour Hoffman doing an impression of Lane Kiffin.

Yapping show dog pisses all over country, is unsure why humans are upset.

You know who else was constantly obsessed by his legacy? Guy who dreamed of a Thousand Year Reich

La Gerald? Really? Black folk need to stop making up names.

Amen, brother. Now it’s all ‘Your pipe’s not ready because you’re dying of congestive heart failure.’ or ‘The roast isn’t done because you got fired for drinking on the job.’ That’s what we get for putting a damn Catholic in office.

I remember when America used to be a great country. Nowadays everyone takes beating women so seriously. Knock one woman out on an elevator and you’re suspended 2 games. Break multiple bones in another woman’s face and you lose draft position. Punch and kick a woman and you might get suspended.

Hostesses at notre dame only allow recruits to use the Jesus Hole.

I’ve been a host on a number of occasions and managed to both not get laid and not get the recruit.

are you suggesting that MLS is on the same level of Ligue 1?

A fear I have is that Trump is impeached, Pence takes power, and continues on the civil rights rampage - but nobody cares anymore because he seems ‘polite’.

Imagine. You’re a middle-aged guy. Big fan of sport. Football? You fucking love it, and you have a deep knowledge of the game.

best fines in baseball

I had a friend who was totally taken in by him. She had a baby and bought a house and suddenly became a fiscal conservative (or raging narcissist as it were-I am all for fiscal responsibility and even have a job being fiscally responsible-I manage money-for a living-but it doesn’t mean I have to sell out other human…

Dark, dark days. I don’t even know what else to say about it. I donated to the ACLU, but the executive branch doesn’t seem too keen on the judiciary branch at the moment, and that’s not good.

Plus, a more useful argument is that there were plenty of important state ballot measures that Kap could have (and should have) voted for.

Hey, my bad. It’s White Power Bill. It’s from a funny TV show from 13 years ago. Look it up and lighten up, jefe.

We took our daughter to a WNBA game for her birthday and the men’s room was empty every time I went in there. It was so luxurious!