If you’re going to claim “tall and slender” is a culturally accepted beauty standard for women (and I agree it is) isn’t “tall and athletic” a similar standard for men?

Jonah Hill made you a movie that was literally called “Mid 90s” and nobody watched it.

This article was almost certainly written by 3rd rate AI.

Sorry I didn’t include quotes for you, but no else seemed to miss what I was going for.

Woke-Bait is so 2018, Jacob.

Agreed. Was shopping for a Golf R and certainly preferred the performance of the Mk8 but after sitting in it a few times, I decided the interior was a dealbreaker.

Who are you disagreeing with? Not the author.

That’s a good point. No doubt she works hard and deserves credit. That said, I think Americans overestimate how difficult it is to stay fit.

Good for Pat Sajak, but Vanna White is my hero.

If your company is going to insist on slide shows, can your IT team at least make them functional?

Because most cops love Trump. He has achieved everything they aspire to as fascistic bullies of subpar intelligence. 

Their position is the same now as it’s always been - That they deserve assistances because they’re “good, hardworking Americans who have paid into the system,” but black people should stop seeking “handouts” and learn to support themselves.

The preferred vehicle of Capitol-stormers, everywhere!

The plan was to fuck her then renege on the deal he never intended to keep.

Full release in exchange for a full release. 

Huh?

That’s fair. And you’re right that Jerry deserves a share of the credit for the show’s success. (I actually find his acting UNDERrated.)

Exactly! Now you’re getting it!

Seinfeld is my absolute favorite show of all time. I just watched three episodes last night. But what has Jerry Seinfeld done since then to dispel the idea that he is an extremely fortunate rider of coatails?

Jerry Seinfeld is delusional. He really thinks he’s a godfather of comedy and arbiter of culture.