Magnum P.I.(ckup) 

Such an edgy take 

Yes, but baggage fees exist because the market demanded a la carte pricing since light travelers didn’t want to pay the same as people checking bags.

How selfish of them!

You so jealous

None. I buy cars to drive and enjoy. And if I want to invest $75,000 today, almost anything other than a car will have a higher expected ROI. 

That’s why I proactively shoot anybody that bumps into me on a sidewalk. That’s how mugging, assaults and murders might start. 

I’ve always been intrigued by this car. Would love if they made the hatch available here in the states.

And then everyone clapped

I cannot believe that clown, Popper, got acquitted

After getting married, my wife’s been on a “head rest” the last 18 years. 

Feels fundamentally unfair that in a team sport, one team has twice as many members.

If a Mazda CX-30 has been sufficient for “your adventures” the last three years, why would you need a Jeep? It’ll be overkill for the weekend stuff while being absolutely worse at literally everything else. Have you ever driven a Jeep? It’s a TERRIBLE daily.

I’ve owned two VWs recently (2015 GTI and 2019 R) and both have been great.

The Schumacher angle makes it a little cool but in general, there is nothing less cool than watch bros.

If you’ve got a problem with this, take it up with the Department of Redundancy Department. 

Give us the hatch, you cowards!!!

1) People move in their sleep

No one is actually “raw dogging” flights. It’s an online joke and nothing more.  It today’s “jenkum” or “rainbow parties.”

I don’t want kids getting hurt, but if some adult moron wants to Darwin himself off this planet, it’s not my job to stop him.