Does CB stand for “cock blocking,” because it sounds like he was advising against blowjobs?
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Despite the advice from Will Smith in “Parents Just Don’t Understand,” when you’re young, don’t show off for girls by driving recklessly. They’re usually scared and not impressed.
If I recall, that phrase was coined by the Navy Seals but we’ve stolen it in the world of anesthesia when we’re training people how to intubate or place IVs and arterial lines. It’s 100% true and some of the best advice I’ve gotten.
I was once under the impression that Jalopnik is a site for car enthusiasts, but I slowly learned it’s actually a site for people who are enthusiastic about criticizing cars.
Of course cars are getting better. Significantly. Read more
A lot of people seem to take the process too personally. Read more
I don’t see any risk. There’s even an old expression, “drive it like are a rental,” which refers to people’s tendency to treat rental cars with the utmost care and respect.
I feel the same way. Thought I wonder if given our longer lifespans, extended adolescence and all we’ve learned about neuro-cognitive development it may simply be time to consider 21 to be the age of majority.
I love Taika Waititi and enjoyed JJR, but JoJo sure seemed to get over his mother’s public hanging pretty quickly.
“Artists” still rapping about money? Besides being tacky and misguided, it’s boring and played.
“I have a target on my back.” Read more
Dammit, you’re right! Read more
No mention of the greatest sports game ever, EA Sports’ NHL ‘94???
Thanks! That was an excellent answer! Much appreciated.
Even when it’s trying to save you, the Viper still wants to kill you!
I know they reboot everything, but this movie was a box office bomb, holds nostalgic value for almost nobody and comes from source material that most people can’t identify let alone give a crap about.
When a star eventually does “go supernova,” how long does the collapse take? Read more
If there’s one thing I learned from Ted Dibiase, it’s that every man has his price.
He lost the benefit of the doubt when he rocked a cape, and was obviously appropriating vampire culture.
Or White House Press Secretary. Sarah Sanders lives in the real world and has bills to pay!