I saw the phrase “nauseously optimistic” yesterday, and I think it’s a perfect summation of where we’re at.

Who will be Lando’s Nicholas Latifi?

Kmags has one job

I’m only 58. The size of the touchscreens are 13 inches, at least. This was the size of my first television(tube).

He’s hit the daily double!

He broke the rules, now they'll pull out all his pubic hair.

Really?? “Not surprisingly??” Then why didn’t everybody start shouting, “Great! Now neo-Nazis are gonna start using that as a slogan!” when he originally coined the phrase. I mean, Chet’s a dolt, but come on.

Sadly I think the last thing trump supporters want is a competent alternative running against him. Biden is so utterly, terrifyingly incapable that a lot of people I know are saying they can’t vote for him. Democrats NEED to replace him. Trump NEEDS him to refuse to step down.

Oh God! Hahaha.

Well, not bonerland, at least.  Through his declaration of ‘Men.  We all suck.’ he has invoked the magic phrase that categorizes him as an official One of the Good Ones.

Fuck you too, my man!

You forgot “queer”. We also suck. YEE-HAW!!!!

Has that ever gotten your dick wet?

Your typical AV Club reader folks

She has A GIANT FUCKING HEAD.

What was her job interview like?

Was Merv Griffin like, “Do you know the alphabet? If something were glowing, could you tell? Good. You start Monday.” 

Sounds like a pretty standard reach for a generation of click obsessed journalists. Journalistic integrity died ages ago, you’re just a byproduct - no hard feelings.

Edit - oh wait, you’re the same “Journalist” who pushed the whole carry on vs check your bag debate, good lord... find another career path

In slow motion

LOL nice