Misleading, clickbait headline. Have some pride in yourself and your work. 

Gotcha!  

I hate Musk and think Teslas are generally pretty crappy, but are “fanbois” really a thing?

Not a bad answer though I’m curious what you mean by “bespoke,” which usually means custom made. 

The whole argument of this article is way too cute and smug for its own good. 

Hot, freshman dorm room take, incoming!!!

God, that guy is such a fucking clown. He really might be one of the worst people I’ve ever seen.

Never seen a Mad Max Movie, eh?

I genuinely don’t believe the AV Club has any employee named “Emma Keates” and that it’s just a generic white girl name they invented to attach to another article written by ChatGPT.

Looking forward to the Snyder Cut, which is just two hours of Dan gargling Trump’s shriveled, old balls.

The only film genre less enjoyable than celebrity biopic is scat porn, though both are shitshows. 

I like to deliver acceptance speeches from the stall.

Do you also find it “brutal” that the pronoun “you” is sometimes singular and sometimes plural?

Get a lightly used Mk7.5 Golf R. More fun, more refined, more practical and more adult (that last one isn’t necessarily a plus).

I’m also neither cool nor young so someone check my work but my understanding is that it’s similar to “queen.”

It’s existence is obviously a reaction to the way society devalues women, but I think the whole “Yasss Queen,” “GirlBoss,” “Mother” thing actually diminishes women rather then elevating them.

Most non-morons would see this article and I go, “Hmmmm, maybe the author doesn’t have the agenda I thought.”

It’s why OJ Simpson was such an acclaimed screenwriter. 

Great interview. Pine seemed like a very thoughtful and humble dude.

The question is not one of “buttons,” it’s one of “motors.”