Hot, freshman dorm room take, incoming!!!

God, that guy is such a fucking clown. He really might be one of the worst people I’ve ever seen.

Never seen a Mad Max Movie, eh?

I genuinely don’t believe the AV Club has any employee named “Emma Keates” and that it’s just a generic white girl name they invented to attach to another article written by ChatGPT.

Looking forward to the Snyder Cut, which is just two hours of Dan gargling Trump’s shriveled, old balls.

The only film genre less enjoyable than celebrity biopic is scat porn, though both are shitshows. 

I like to deliver acceptance speeches from the stall.

Do you also find it “brutal” that the pronoun “you” is sometimes singular and sometimes plural?

I can’t believe I’m going to defend this person but, by definition, self-respect comes from within and not via the approval of others. My sense is she knows exactly what she’s doing, which is eliciting outrage to make money.

Get a lightly used Mk7.5 Golf R. More fun, more refined, more practical and more adult (that last one isn’t necessarily a plus).

I’m also neither cool nor young so someone check my work but my understanding is that it’s similar to “queen.”

It’s existence is obviously a reaction to the way society devalues women, but I think the whole “Yasss Queen,” “GirlBoss,” “Mother” thing actually diminishes women rather then elevating them.

Most non-morons would see this article and I go, “Hmmmm, maybe the author doesn’t have the agenda I thought.”

It’s why OJ Simpson was such an acclaimed screenwriter. 

Great interview. Pine seemed like a very thoughtful and humble dude.

The question is not one of “buttons,” it’s one of “motors.”

I’m a huge Seinfeld fan (the show not the man or the comedian) and had the same thought. Doesn’t appear as if he’s had any work done and looks like he’s 55.

I didn’t mind the premise and some of the jokes were good, but that set up took so long I asked my wife “are they just doing a dramatic sketch to switch things up?”  Terrible pacing. 

If you read the entirety of Seinfeld’s comments, they’re not radical or even unreasonable.

I agree. “Hating everything” is not how I think of Jerry Seinfeld. That’s more Bill Hicks, Dennis Leary (himself a Bill Hicks cover band) and late George Carlin.