Other than the show Seinfeld, this is probably the most legacy-enhancing work . . . for Larry David.

For $30M, you can stick the tails directly up my ass.

If you only knew two things about a person - that he’s a Tesla-driving crypto investor - it conjures an image of a young whiz-kid who knows all the angles and is really going places.

You’re trying to muddy the waters because I think you know your position is absurd but you’re too arrogant to admit it. But I’ll play along . . .

I’m 47. Five years ago I started listening to a “new band” called Cage the Elephant, only to learn that everybody knew about them and they’d been around for 15 years.

His early work was pretty Hozy. His new stuff is much Hozier. 

Mandatory abortions? Are you serious?

Tesla is fucked because once a brand is tarnished it’s almost impossible to restore the luster.

LOLOLOLOL. Dude, we’re about five minutes into the AI age.

Cool. Then your comment was perfect and all the people who found it off-putting were wrong for feeling that way.

I assume you’re asking in good faith, so I’ll give an honest answer from my perspective . . .

WTF, Vampire Weekend??

Because no one (not even a podcast title!) condescends (not even indirectly!) to TheUnnumberedone, without paying a price!

Scientific studies have shown that in the last five years, 90% of all new movies and shows are about “processing grief and trauma.”

Teslas are shit and Elon’s a dork but it’s also true that this influencer with the perfect hair and makeup was dramatizing her plight for clicks.

I’m a Jewish atheist who takes a lot of issue with the Bible, Christianity and most organized religion in general. That said, you are really misrepresenting the meaning of that passage.

That’s not why black people were cheering. Stop being a disingenuous troll.

“The IFs are voiced by various A-listers including . . . “

I find it disturbing that we collectively pretend that Altima-hate isn’t rooted in racism.

“Don’t worry, I only stopped coloring my hair for a role.”