This is so dumb. 

“Abortion is evil, which is why my face is the most powerful form of birth control ever developed.”

In 2017, my wife and I drove about 200 miles from Denver up to Wyoming to experience the eclipse.

I will as soon as your mom’s too tired. 

Plenty of Jews have expressed compassion for the Palestinian victims and contempt for Israel’s policies.

So much respect for Summers from that clip.

Your comment is a “Male Dork Virgin” BINGO. 

I’m a pragmatist and an adult capable of compromising. I also believe honorary namings should be posthumous only.

I love the meta aspect of a show about zombies itself becoming a half-dead, directionless, shambling carcass that goes on forever. 

I bet you’re undefeated in arguments you have with yourself. 

He’s “doing his own research,” and will let us know soon but it’ll be more efficient to just assume he’s taken the stupidest position possible.  

The system works so well that all of the G/O properties have been abandoned by their readership and sold off for pennies on the dollar!

Fuck Herb

You okay, man?

Good, reasonable comment. My only quibble is that we will unfortunately never see a Melania tell-all because their marriage is a business agreement and she has signed mountains of NDA’s. 

I know for a fact they do not, because I have received no such award after years of humiliating attempts at sparking romantic interest with hundreds of women. 

Agreed. I love to BBQ after masturbating without lube. 

Thanks, Captain Obvious. 

Fuck off, you self-righteous scold

He was in a pre-teen just last week.