I agree 100% that eating too much is not the only cause of obesity, but that’s a totally different point than the one you were originally arguing.

Yeah, I don’t know either. I guess we all draw our own line.

My word for them would be “Trumpish,” meaning “a staggeringly ignorant buffoon consumed by an alternate reality in which they are not the dumbest fuck in the room.”

Congrats, your incredible body defies the laws of physics.

You think there are times when eating excess calories won’t change body composition? Where do you think those calories are go?

To me that is an egregious example of cheating, but I agree with the article that people should play however makes them happy, as long as they’re not bragging that they solved Wordle in 3/6, again.

Still only a fraction as black as Jada Pinkett Smith’s soul.

Dark cabins. I do not want all of the ambient lighting that makes my car look like a sleazy strip club. 

It’s a symptom of our increasingly entitled society. I’ve been driving for 30 years and it didn’t use to be like this.

This has to be a joke, right?

“Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.” 

“Tacoma Dome” sounds like slang for a PNWBJ. 

Did Marty Scorsese fuck your wife?  Jesus man, this article is oozing with contempt and sounds like it was written by someone who doesn’t know shit about film. 

Sure are a lot of famous people named Bobby Brown (or some alternate spelling). I can think of four. 

#SoBrave

No one said he is “incommunicative.” The quote, which is right in the article you wrote refers to him being “as incommunicative as he is,” which means something very different.

Cry more. 

No. You’re not going to like it and should probably leave.

Someone check my college physics knowledge, but I don’t think it makes sense to say that anything generates X watts in Y hours. It’s like saying you’re “driving 50mph in an hour.”

Please stop saying “*chef’s kiss*.”