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Fucking baby-dick Americans and their love of guns.

I’ve never understood calling Avril Lavigne “punk pop.” Greenday, Blink, Sum 41 . . . those bands all had a similar sound that defined pop punk. Avril’s music was nothing like theirs and was just pure, shitty pop.

Why is your writing always so ungenerous and hateful?  Like, what is going on in your life that makes you like this?  Are you miserable, or are you so (rightfully) unsure of your writing that you always go for the easiest, lowest road?

I’m Jewish and like most summer camps in the northeast, my camp was almost all Jews. Relax. 

That’s a reasonable take but I’m a big fan. He’s like Ryan Reynolds in that he’s not the world’s greatest actor, but I find him so likable that I’ll happily watch his movie just to spend two hours around him.

This isn’t Ted Lasso so I doubt we’ll get a happy ending, but the beauty of this show is how Barry is written to walk the line between hero and villain. If I had to guess, I think he will get some measure of redemption by giving his life to save Cousineau from Fuchs, who he kills in the process.

I don’t like Musk but I buy plenty of products from companies owned by assholes.

If you’re a horny 12 year old reading Lifehacker, don’t use the vacuum for you-know-what. Trust me.

Your air fryer also isn’t a fryer. It doesn’t use any magical technology to make healthy food taste like fried food. Your air fryer is just a small convection oven and nothing more.

I see you’ve posted a similar comment a couple of times. Have people called you a creep a lot?

Bet that over at Fox News, the commenters heads are exploding. On one hand, a manly man truck killed the faggoty cyclists in their queer spandex, but on the other hand, the driver’s name sounds Mexican.

You might call this “your truth,” but it’s obvious to everyone you’re lying to yourself. Your proof that career growth is merit based is that you worked hard and got fired. And then you called it “the best thing that ever happened.” You are so deeply in denial and invested in believing you’re not wasting your life,

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Support the team. 

I always thought it was “paradigm shit.”  Maybe that’s why I got fired. 

Yeah, let’s be honest. If you’re working in an office, whether you’re the mail room guy or the chief marketing officer, it’s precisely because you didn’t have passion for any other field and just slowly drifted into a career in “business.”

If you know anything about mortgages and financing a home, you’d know that most of then numbers presented in this article make no sense at all.

That freedom loving patriot  misspelled “losing.”  

Why do you believe long distances necessitate bigger vehicles?

I want this to do well because I love Elizabeth Banks and it’s always been inexplicable to me that she wasn’t a bigger star. But, based only on the trailers I’ve seen, this sounds like a great title and premise without a story to tell.